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Weird kids in your school

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If i don’t have a story, does that mean i was the retarded kid….?

We had a wigger kid in class, that got himself challenged into retarded rap battles. That shit was hilarious. He also was a breakdancer, which meant he spazzed around a lot on the ground.
I also had two retards rap battle each other in middle school and even once a third retard beatboxed

One of my friends recently found one of the retarded rappers on Snapchat and started messaging him and apparently the kid keeps adding all of the porn accounts thinking they’re real and has been posting their nudes and stuff onto his own story trying to flex like they’re his gf
 
We had a kid that would act like a car whenever he walked anywhere including beeping at people who got in his way. When we started 8th grade he wasn't a car anymore but came out as a fag. We as also had a smart girl who had legit tourette's syndrome. She didn't curse but her head would twitch followed by this weird moan every other minute. She transferred to a catholic school for high school because the other girls were do mean to her.
 

Serious Business

Hooli's for me forever, sta‎lker. Never for you.
When I was a junior in hs they found a school shooting list in an autistic kid’s binder. Dozens of names including me and my friends which was weird because we weren’t bullies or anything gay like that and the couple times I ever spoke to him I recall actually being super nice to him. So that pissed me off. The kid got off scott free too, no suspension or expulsion. I hope they at least got him counseling but they never told us.
 
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Not a weird kid exactly, but still enormously satisfying. We were pretty young, because we were still getting swimming lessons. This one really fat kid always ran his mouth. Loud, talked shit and wasn't particularly funny or endearing. Just a noisy fat fuck. Well, he had big ol bitch titties. We're all getting out of the pool and this fat kid is running his mouth again. Someone else gets fed up, walks over to him, slaps him right across one of those C cups and says "nice tits, faggot." When you're just a kid, there can be nothing funnier than that. Everyone starts dying laughing and fatso runs into the locker room crying. He always wore a shirt in the pool after that.
 

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I was a scrawny little white shit in a majority black school, but I didn't get fucked with that much. What they did too was encourage me to say "nigger" a lot, kind of insinuating I was one of the guys, and break into hysterical laughing when I did.
I’m sure plenty of people here would pay to have that experience, just openly saying nigger directly to black people and having them act delighted
 

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When I was a junior in hs they found a school shooting list in an autistic kid’s binder. Dozens of names including me and my friends which was weird because we weren’t bullies or anything gay like that and the couple times I ever spoke to him I recall actually being super nice to him. So that pissed me off. The kid got off scott free too, no suspension or expulsion. I hope they at least got him counseling but they never told us.
Could’ve just thought you were an annoying fag lol but that’s funny. We had a fat chick with hairy legs in 8th grade write a poem about blowing up the school and drowning a specific girl in her own blood along with drawings of the planned bombing. Got a three day suspension.
 

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There was a kid with severe Aspergers that we would fuck with constantly, but he thought we were his friends.
He would ask to sit with us at lunch and we would say only if you slam your head into the table, and this retard would full blown slam his face into the table repeatedly. And then we still wouldnt even let him sit down.

Theres way more fucked up stories but the gods honest truth is that he loved the attention and feeling like he was part of the group so its not as bad as it sounds
 

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Hooli's for me forever, sta‎lker. Never for you.
Could’ve just thought you were an annoying fag lol but that’s funny. We had a fat chick with hairy legs in 8th grade write a poem about blowing up the school and drowning a specific girl in her own blood along with drawings of the planned bombing. Got a three day suspension.
That would suck to have the autistic retard who spent his day screaming on the street corner in a Willy Wonka top hat take one look at you and say “wow what a fucking faggot”
 
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This one kid named "Romeo" (already got alot of flak for that alone) once knocked at our door on a Sunday...his family were Jehova Witnesses and passing out bibles, once he saw me at the door he knew he oopsie doodled, cuz I told everyone the following Monday and we had a good laugh at his expense.
 

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There was a kid with severe Aspergers that we would fuck with constantly, but he thought we were his friends.
He would ask to sit with us at lunch and we would say only if you slam your head into the table, and this retard would full blown slam his face into the table repeatedly. And then we still wouldnt even let him sit down.

Theres way more fucked up stories but the gods honest truth is that he loved the attention and feeling like he was part of the group so its not as bad as it sounds
In middle school I saw a severely aspy kid stick pencil lead down his urethra and then try to piss it back out into the urinal
 

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Hooli's for me forever, sta‎lker. Never for you.
The funny thing is that they almost have to think about that. Like every autistic kid prolly has a few kids he thinks are fags lol
I’m trying to picture him in his top hat sitting at a desk putting his little list of people he wants to murder in cold blood with a gun together.

“Alright who else we got? Oh yeah, that Luke faggot is getting fuckin smoked. Nice Black Sabbath shirt, stupid.”
 

EraGodless

There was a kid with severe Aspergers that we would fuck with constantly, but he thought we were his friends.
He would ask to sit with us at lunch and we would say only if you slam your head into the table, and this retard would full blown slam his face into the table repeatedly. And then we still wouldnt even let him sit down.

Theres way more fucked up stories but the gods honest truth is that he loved the attention and feeling like he was part of the group so its not as bad as it sounds
You went to school with Jimmy Smash?
 
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We had a kid that would act like a car whenever he walked anywhere including beeping at people who got in his way. When we started 8th grade he wasn't a car anymore but came out as a fag. We as also had a smart girl who had legit tourette's syndrome. She didn't curse but her head would twitch followed by this weird moan every other minute. She transferred to a catholic school for high school because the other girls were do mean to her.
Gay car kid rules.
 

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Not a weird kid exactly, but still enormously satisfying. We were pretty young, because we were still getting swimming lessons. This one really fat kid always ran his mouth. Loud, talked shit and wasn't particularly funny or endearing. Just a noisy fat fuck. Well, he had big ol bitch titties. We're all getting out of the pool and this fat kid is running his mouth again. Someone else gets fed up, walks over to him, slaps him right across one of those C cups and says "nice tits, faggot." When you're just a kid, there can be nothing funnier than that. Everyone starts dying laughing and fatso runs into the locker room crying. He always wore a shirt in the pool after that.
You went to school with ol' bitch tits Daniel Mullen?
 
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