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  • On 01-26-2021, Patrick S Tomlinson submitted a lawsuit, case number 2021CV000500 in Wisconsin. The address listed on the court website is 2316 North Oakland Avenue, Milwaukee, WI 53211 US

    This lawsuit claimed multiple torts. One of which was that a book review quoted as "John Doe 11 posting as 'barfyman362': "Not good...Just not good."

    As stated on page 3 of the complaint. This was brought by Minc Law "NOW COMES the Plaintiff Patrick S. Tomlinson ("Plaintiff") by his atorneys, Axley Brynelson, LLP and Minc Law," Specifically Brinton J Resto.

    The Complaint authored by Brinton J Resto's stated verbatim, "Upon information and belief, Defendants John Does 1-60 ("Defendants") are individuals who anonymously authored and published false and defamatory statements regarding Plaintiff"

    As per Minc Law's website

    • https://www.minclaw.com/wisconsin-defamation-law-state-guide/

    • Opinion refers to statements and communications which are unable to be independently verified as fact or fiction, and relied on by defamation defendants in the United States and Wisconsin.

    • After a performer emailed her customer to complain about her performance being posted and shared online, the customer distributed the performer’s email among its community, along with a notation characterizing it as “overzealous,” “litigious” and “heavy-handed.” The court held that such characterizations merely expressed the author’s opinion about the email and was thus not defamatory.

    • This page has been peer-reviewed, fact-checked, and edited by multiple qualified attorneys and legal professionals to ensure substantive accuracy and coverage. Our publication process is robust, following a 16-step content creation and review process.

    Mr Resto, who does in fact hold a law degree (I’m as shocked as you, but I doubled checked). Decided that statement Not good...Just not good was in fact defamatory per Wisconsin law.

    Yes that’s the very same Brinton J. Resto who joined The Calkins Law Firm in July of 2022.
    https://calkinslawfirm.com/about-us/our-attorneys-staff/brinton-j-resto/

    By dismissing this notice you accept these factual statements.

WE WON. Not gloating, just stating fact.

Torque’sHeadBump

(Voluntarily) torqued boomer
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This man is 64 years old and uses his teenage daughter’s FB account, folks. He busks at the moose lodge and lives off his BABY BRO.

How else has Joseph “won” at life, gang?

 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
I mean - what is the point of making that your bio? Owning the haters? It's really bizarre. It's like that guy who aired a pretaped a live stream while he murdered his girlfriend so he'd have an alibi just constantly going "oh yeah, I can't see the chat, so I won't be responding, I tried, but it's not working" over and over again. It's not even a believable lie, why make it the first thing people see on your profile?
 
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I mean - what is the point of making that your bio? Owning the haters? It's really bizarre. It's like that guy who pretaped a live stream while he murdered his girlfriend so he'd have an alibi just constantly going "oh yeah, I can't see the chat, so I won't be responding, I tried, but it's not working" over and over again. It's not even a believable lie, why make it the first thing people see on your profile?
He’s very insecure about the teasing over the years. The barbs about Ant paying his bills and the stolen valor accusations really stick in his craw
 

Turk February

Our experiences exceed yours.
He’s very insecure about the teasing over the years. The barbs about Ant paying his bills and the stolen valor accusations really stick in his craw
Ok, but he's aware that his brother is dying of heart disease and alcoholism with a business that is getting more and more obscure and niche every year, he's aware that his sister is like pretty average middle class, and he's aware that he's an unemployed gig worker who leaches off his brother success early in life. What's more is he's aware that everyone else is aware these things. Who is he convincing?
 

DrTorqueCarlisi

Defendant/Debtor
Well, let's see. He can:
  • Enter contracts
  • Afford shitty Chinese rip off guitars
  • Work in restaurants with his armpits showing
So he must be doing something right! He's got his own lane and also has all the free time he needs for cleaning up harpy goo, and going to the bank and getting hundreds of one dollar bills to crumple before paying his HOA fines. The man has clearly perfected the art of living.
 
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