This man is 64 years old and uses his teenage daughter’s FB account, folks. He busks at the moose lodge and lives off his BABY BRO.
How else has Joseph “won” at life, gang?
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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WE WON. Not gloating, just stating fact.
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This man is 64 years old and uses his teenage daughter’s FB account, folks. He busks at the moose lodge and lives off his BABY BRO.
How else has Joseph “won” at life, gang?
The nerve of this berber to use white emojis for him and his siblings.
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What did Dawn do to “win” at life? Marry fat Opie and have a dopey kid? I remember Ron Bennington said something about just about every couple she married got divorced
I’m convinced that this is him letting us know he checks in here.
Hiya, Joseph! You FAGGOT!
Hiya, Joseph! You FAGGOT!
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How's your retirement pot looking, Joe? I think of a "winner" in his mid 60s and my first thought is a guy who has to haggle for a side dish to be included in his post-gig meal.
Jealous, LIBTARD? Just one of the many perks of playing LIVE MUSIC to eager "audiences" across the US.
#FullyComped
They charged ME—A winner in the GAME of life—for a weak Irish coffee!
Fawwk, this man is a cash payer at the dentist
Panhandles for a living, survives off of Carols dead husband's pension and was publicly shamed for being a pedophile and a racist on national TV
That's a certified win for a Cumia I guess
That's a certified win for a Cumia I guess
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Carol's wilding for real though.
Weekly busking gigs at the moose lodge for 10 people is " winning" to Joe.
Nice low bar stupid.
Nice low bar stupid.
Koomeeya? I thought he pronounced it Cue-meeya.
I mean - what is the point of making that your bio? Owning the haters? It's really bizarre. It's like that guy who aired a pretaped a live stream while he murdered his girlfriend so he'd have an alibi just constantly going "oh yeah, I can't see the chat, so I won't be responding, I tried, but it's not working" over and over again. It's not even a believable lie, why make it the first thing people see on your profile?
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He’s very insecure about the teasing over the years. The barbs about Ant paying his bills and the stolen valor accusations really stick in his craw
Ok, but he's aware that his brother is dying of heart disease and alcoholism with a business that is getting more and more obscure and niche every year, he's aware that his sister is like pretty average middle class, and he's aware that he's an unemployed gig worker who leaches off his brother success early in life. What's more is he's aware that everyone else is aware these things. Who is he convincing?
She's a squirter!
Well, let's see. He can:
- Enter contracts
- Afford shitty Chinese rip off guitars
- Work in restaurants with his armpits showing
hey op
where's your (big) turkey sandwich and red gatorade?
you got any towels back there? in black and white?
didn't think so.
where's your (big) turkey sandwich and red gatorade?
you got any towels back there? in black and white?
didn't think so.