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[General Fatton]

Thank you for the opportunity to reply to the allegations,

It is true that days ago I was approached by one of the goons of the Diaper Mafia. The goon accused me of being the secret identity of certain internet superhero that shall remain nameless. The goon then proceeded to threaten my (forum) existence.

I treat these accusations very seriously. I am certainly in distress. I haven't been able to sleep well, extol the virtues of equity compensation, control my bowels up to an acceptable standard or make love to my wife.

Therefore, I hereby appoint @Turk February as my legal representative. Please redirect all threats, both legal and illegal, for him to process and respond. I have full confidence that Mr February will safeguard my interests in this community and neutralize any attempts on my life

Continuem fedidos, patriotas

 

[Niggerotchi]

Thank you for the opportunity to reply to the allegations,

It is true that days ago I was approached by one of the goons of the Diaper Mafia. The goon accused me of being the secret identity of certain internet superhero that shall remain nameless. The goon then proceeded to threaten my (forum) existence.

I treat these accusations very seriously. I am certainly in distress. I haven't been able to sleep well, extol the virtues of equity compensation, control my bowels up to an acceptable standard or make love to my wife.

Therefore, I hereby appoint @Turk February as my legal representative. Please redirect all threats, both legal and illegal, for him to process and respond. I have full confidence that Mr February will safeguard my interests in this community and neutralize any attempts on my life

Continuem fedidos, patriotas

Turks a faggot retard with bad flatulence. Why are you doing this?

 

[General Fatton]

Turks a faggot retard with bad flatulence. Why are you doing this?

I was touched by his sincere love of all things Eurovision. A guy like that cannot be a bad person.

A weirdo? pahpaps, but not a bad dude

 

[Turk February]

I was touched by his sincere love of all things Eurovision. A guy like that cannot be a bad person.

A weirdo? pahpaps, but not a bad dude

No he is correct the doctor has diagnosed me as a faggot retard. I'm afraid there is no cure yet.

 

[Imager]

Ask me if I post on PFG Forums and it’s a no.

I post on onaforums.

I think @UnPRePared has pulled a technicality Tomlinson on all of us.

 

[Brooke Shields]

Yeah Okay and cuntfucker doesn't fuck cunts

 

[StlakerFatti]

No he is correct the doctor has diagnosed me as a faggot retard. I'm afraid there is no cure yet.

Boq has the cure. Ask him in a DM. It will absolve you of your sins and allow you to follow the straight path.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I enjoyed the hole "Ray" punched through his retarded gimmick when he was asked to cover a Rob Zombie song. He declined stating that he doesn't have Rob Zombie's "growl".

You don't have to sound like the original to cover it, stupid. In most cases not sounding like the original and adding your own artistic flair is the point.

 

[Harry Tasker]

I enjoyed the hole "Ray" punched through his retarded gimmick when he was asked to cover a Rob Zombie song. He declined stating that he doesn't have Rob Zombie's "growl".

You don't have to sound like the original to cover it, stupid. In most cases not sounding like the original and adding your own artistic flair is the point.

It was his polite way of saying he thinks Rob zombie fans are unsophisticated

 

[UnPRePared]

I'm guessing you're the one who sent me that screenshot several months ago in DM? We talked about that - do you really think I'm going to have my team, let alone myself, cop to that? As I've hinted around, you're not the only one to reach out and ask this, hence why I appreciate (and encourage) doubt in my veracity.

IF I happened to be some eccentric Yank with broad tastes in mellow rock that transcends continents, then maybe I could just be a random pillock who carefully messes up certain things. But if I'm really Ray, why would I risk my career being so public about it? Because, It's like the old Bill Murray stealing chips bit, "No one will ever believe you".

I enjoyed the hole "Ray" punched through his retarded gimmick when he was asked to cover a Rob Zombie song. He declined stating that he doesn't have Rob Zombie's "growl".

You don't have to sound like the original to cover it, stupid. In most cases not sounding like the original and adding your own artistic flair is the point.

@Ant_It_Fun, do you really want to hear a slower, mellow version of Rob Zombie? I'm not Richard Cheese, but that's what I'd have to do. The only way I'd ever cover him is on a Stiltskin album, and I wouldn't be happy with how it sounds. You'd hear twenty seconds of "Dragula" and then my old ass would probably go into a coughing fit. Though I possibly could pull off "Never Gonna Stop".

Either way, it's all in good fun, lads. Cast your aspersions, back me up, it doesn't matter. As long as I have @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda at my side, he'll keep his belief in me, and I'll keep Todd Bridges away from him!

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

It was his polite way of saying he thinks Rob zombie fans are unsophisticated

Nuh-uh.

 

[Ant_It_Fun]

I'm guessing you're the one who sent me that screenshot several months ago in DM? We talked about that - do you really think I'm going to have my team, let alone myself, cop to that? As I've hinted around, you're not the only one to reach out and ask this, hence why I appreciate (and encourage) doubt in my veracity.

IF I happened to be some eccentric Yank with broad tastes in mellow rock that transcends continents, then maybe I could just be a random pillock who carefully messes up certain things. But if I'm really Ray, why would I risk my career being so public about it? Because, It's like the old Bill Murray stealing chips bit, "No one will ever believe you".




@Ant_It_Fun, do you really want to hear a slower, mellow version of Rob Zombie? I'm not Richard Cheese, but that's what I'd have to do. The only way I'd ever cover him is on a Stiltskin album, and I wouldn't be happy with how it sounds. You'd hear twenty seconds of "Dragula" and then my old ass would probably go into a coughing fit. Though I possibly could pull off "Never Gonna Stop".

Either way, it's all in good fun, lads. Cast your aspersions, back me up, it doesn't matter. As long as I have @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda at my side, he'll keep his belief in me, and I'll keep Todd Bridges away from him!

No, YOU are.

 

[UnPRePared]

No, YOU are.

No child, I am noT Axl Rose. ThaT's you Using Your Illusions again.

You have been noTified many Times noT To call me abouT the cold November Rain.

Enjoy Paradise CiTy.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I am certainly in distress.

 

[UnPRePared]

Thank you for the opportunity to reply to the allegations,

It is true that days ago I was approached by one of the goons of the Diaper Mafia. The goon accused me of being the secret identity of certain internet superhero that shall remain nameless. The goon then proceeded to threaten my (forum) existence.

I treat these accusations very seriously. I am certainly in distress. I haven't been able to sleep well, extol the virtues of equity compensation, control my bowels up to an acceptable standard or make love to my wife.

Therefore, I hereby appoint @Turk February as my legal representative. Please redirect all threats, both legal and illegal, for him to process and respond. I have full confidence that Mr February will safeguard my interests in this community and neutralize any attempts on my life

Continuem fedidos, patriotas

Also, I don't believe you're Boomia.

His reply would've been the length of War and Peace.

 

[Turk February]

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You can just tell that's a good cat by it's posture.