We interrupt Literary Criticism to bring you a very special presentation. Tonight's program is titled...

[Kids From The Bloodening]

We Know All Your Secrets

User @UnPRePared claims to be singer Ray Wilson.

It's a pity the real Ray Wilson disagrees:

Oopsie doodles, "Ray".

And as for user @NoBacon, why... you've been sneaking puddings:

And @NormsGhost also known as Eric Hildeman, has a dead faggot father. You can view a hilarious tribute to his father (with family photos of Eric, Heidi, and other characters) on his obituary page:

David R. Hildeman | Heritage Funeral Homes

Read the obituary for David R. Hildeman. Heritage Funeral Homes provides funeral home services in Wisconsin.

www.heritagefuneral.com

Tune in next week for more secrets. And we'll have plenty more on Eric Hildeman.

PS: Dan Mullen's new account is @General Fatton

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

Do you really think he would tell his Indian PR slave his username here? C'mon saars...

 

[JamesJCrowe]

if he ain't Ray then how come I can do this?:

 

[Cleo's Dad]

Boring fucking shit. What's on the other stations?

 

[Random username]

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Pudding? Pudding cum into my belly!

Ok tapping out

 

[Chive Turkey]

Everyone knows he's really Phil Collins doing an ironic bit.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

What's next, you going to reveal that I'm not really the recently-retired longtime SF Bay Area radio duo? Seems far-fetched.

 

[Chive Turkey]

Pudding? Pudding cum into my belly!
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Ok tapping out

Anthony Cumia's dream woman's physique.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Boring fucking shit. What's on the other stations?

Sam Roberts. That’s why we’re watching this.

 

[Jenna]

Ray Wilson just needs some of that sweet sweet plausible deniability. If you listen to The Weight of Man it's obviously a concept album about Patrick.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I hope that's Sheperd's Pie in my knickers

 

[BUBBLER]

Of course Ray would deny it. He has a reputation to maintain

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Of course Ray would deny it. He has a reputation to maintain

Exactly. What else is he gonna say? Ask me if I post on the forums under the name DoctorSteveCarlisi and see what happens. Ga'head, ask me.

 

[Professor Rape]

Exactly. What else is he gonna say? Ask me if I post on the forums under the name DoctorSteveCarlisi and see what happens. Ga'head, ask me.

Whats your Facebook?

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Whats your Facebook?

Hi, thanks for contacting us. We've received your message and appreciate your getting in touch.

 

[A House Nigger]

What’s next, you gonna say I’m actually a field nigger? No fuckin’ way.

 

[Child..]

Got any mugshots back there? If not, fawk-off

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

What’s next, you gonna say I’m actually a field nigger? No fuckin’ way.

You're awful dark for a house boy, boy

 

[the midnight rider 2]

@General Fatton