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Its been four years. Get on it ya fat pig.
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I thought arson was mostly a male crimeThat could use a woman's touch
My mom would call the city on him and you would see a Municipal van come with landscaping equipment and Paperwork. If he started yapping they would tell him "Neighbor complained your backyard is a health risk full of venomous snakes and other critters. We will send you a quote attached to your property tax bill".
BTW That's ^ the after picture. AFTER he's worked on it and is satisfied it looks good now. To use Patrick's own words "the patio and garden area are looking downright respectable".
Poverty-stricken asshole.
He can't just say "the yard" like a normal person. What a pompous fat asshole."the grounds"
If one of us really did vandalise his property, I'd expect that to have "Dead N-word Storage" spray painted on it.All kidding aside, that cellar door is deeply upsetting on a primitive, psychological level. Something is fucked up down there.
If I had to bet, he quietly removed it after he got a visit from the fire marshal. Maybe the one of us who vandalized his property can provide some insight.What happened to his fire pit? I haven't seen one image of it since he built it.
Honestly. Our main home has about half an acre in a well known gated community in LA and even though I could have probably bought his entire neighborhood for less the house cost I would still cringe at the thought of referring to it as anything other than a house and land. He’s such a ridiculously pompous faggot for someone who lives in squalor.I've got a few acres of land at my country place and the idea of describing it as "the grounds" in anything but a joking way makes me cringe. The fact that this fat idiot calls his slum dirt patch that is further proof that he is a deranged mongoloid.
I suspect he tried to use it once and it exploded because he used the wrong kind of bricks. Either that or a concerned citizen alerted the fire department.What happened to his fire pit? I haven't seen one image of it since he built it.
I was just going to say, seeing how the garage is not yet rebuilt, they're about the cost of one failed lawsuit against 60 unknown individuals. Money well spent, Pigman.Patrick S. Tomlinson on Twitter
“@josephb41123641 Actually it's a 6 bdrm, 2 bath split-level duplex with a 2 car port, basement, and livable attic space. It's pretty nice. We rent out the upstairs and cover half the mortgage. Still need to rebuild the garage the previous owners tore down, but that's next year's project.”web.archive.org
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There is an uncovered slab of concrete to park on, I guess that’s what he meansI was just going to say, seeing how the garage is not yet rebuilt, they're about the cost of one failed lawsuit against 60 unknown individuals. Money well spent, Pigman.
Also, there's no carport. Why would he lie about that?
Don't carports, by definition, have to be covered? I'm not poor, like Patrick, so I wouldn't know.There is an uncovered slab of concrete to park on, I guess that’s what he means
Don't carports, by definition, have to be covered? I'm not poor, like Patrick, so I wouldn't know.
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