WE FUCKING GOT IT!

[Hitler]

Do you think Jim asks Ragnar to choke him out like did with every UFC guest?

I can only hope that when Jim taps out he doesn't stop.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

I can only hope that when Jim taps out he doesn't stop.

Did you see the mitts on that thing? Might not be able to help itself.

 

[1073waaf]

Did Jim legitimately marry this guy with official paperwork and everything?

 

[RoxburyRick]

If my wife ever called me little anything I'd give her a pair of Irish sunglasses

 

[RoxburyRick]

His eyebrows are infuriating.

Jimmys dad was military

 

[LingerLonger]

Did Jim legitimately marry this guy with official paperwork and everything?

Someone here found the marriage certificate on the NYS registry a few weeks ago.

 

[FFWBTdad]

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Jesus christ. Usually its the gold diggers who act like their husbands don’t exist while the guy flaunts them around. Here its the fucking opposite. Does this warrior of Valhalla have any life of her own?

this thing just looks like pennywise to me...

 

[The Talking Dead]

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There's definitely something very eerie about the way it looks. Like if you gave an AI generator the prompt "zombie viking" I imagine it'd come up with something similar looking to this mentally ill individual.

 

[Dennyislife]

Did Jim legitimately marry this guy with official paperwork and everything?

Yes I think it was more to get it in the country as he's said they might do a ceremony later down the line with freinds and family.

 

[lowend73]

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Jesus christ. Usually its the gold diggers who act like their husbands don’t exist while the guy flaunts them around. Here its the fucking opposite. Does this warrior of Valhalla have any life of her own?

That is a man he has his arms around

With a normal female, you would be pressing your penis against her box.

The are touching dongs, reprehensible

 

[Dusty Dan]

Jim gets reamed nightly in his Kiss Palace by a big hunk in a frock and it's all he's ever wanted. I'm honestly happy for him.

 

[FFWBTdad]

There's definitely something very eerie about the way it looks. Like if you gave an AI generator the prompt "zombie viking" I imagine it'd come up with something similar looking to this mentally ill individual.

the eyes are dead. completely vacant... probably lost in wholesome, boyhood memories of summertime in Norway to cope with the constant tongue blasting his itchy butthole gets from the worm

 

[FFWBTdad]

Yes I think it was more to get it in the country as he's said they might do a ceremony later down the line with freinds and family.

do either of them actually have 'real' friends or family? I really hope Martin Shkreli buys pRep next and jacks the price to $100,000 a pill.

 

[Dennyislife]

the eyes are dead. completely vacant... probably lost in wholesome, boyhood memories of summertime in Norway to cope with the constant tongue blasting his itchy butthole gets from the worm

After that shooting on an island in Norway life changed forever for Young Alan

 

[FFWBTdad]

After that shooting on an island in Norway life changed forever for Young Alan

 

[Dennyislife]

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"She was about this tall and said she liked bald men with money"

 

[Chapel]

I hope the ‘It’ being referred to in the threads title is a slow, painful , terminal condition

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

i wonder if Jim is a Bug Chaser.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

"Get over here, hot stuff. It's time to play monster rain!"

"Can't I just suck your dick without all this stupid shit, Jim?"

 

[Single Action Army]

because their relationship is an exchange. jim gets to live the fetish of his dreams -- and in return, the viking gets to bask in a façade of luxury. it's not a relationship built on genuine romance; just purely for their own hedonism

You don't think this is a moral union of pure love and respect?