🚨 We Energies debunk NBC and Patrick’s lies 🚨

[The Talking Dead]

I'm convinced this place could cure cancer if it put its mind to it.

It still blows my mind that we got that audio of pig freaking out on his front porch within 24 hours. Of all the autistic feats we've pulled off over the years, that one stands out the most for some reason.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Could they cut it off if they claim there's a gas leak? I'd have to think not. I'm sure the energy company doesn't turn off the gas in that situation and just say our job here is done

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Could they cut it off if they claim there's a gas leak? I'd have to think not. I'm sure the energy company doesn't turn off the gas in that situation and just say our job here is done

I’m not entirely sure but I guarantee he would have tweeted if he had a gas leak just like every other mundane detail in his life.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

It still blows my mind that we got that audio of pig freaking out on his front porch within 24 hours. Of all the autistic feats we've pulled off over the years, that one stands out the most for some reason.

Seriously. I hope someone is still monitoring those neighborhood groups.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

"Jayla" is clearly a not-my-job (if not an AI) and this will NOT be forwarded to higher-ups. A redditor should email their legal & PR departments and their media-inquiries email.

WE Energies will definitely want to refute this and get an NBC retraction, which could lead to the whole article getting pulled. Messaging a lazy sheboon isn't the way, though.

Use their beloved weapon, twitter

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Could they cut it off if they claim there's a gas leak? I'd have to think not. I'm sure the energy company doesn't turn off the gas in that situation and just say our job here is done

The fire department would have dispatched as well

 

[Guest]

Devil’s Advocate: Patrick is going to claim someone impersonated him and claimed the place was unoccupied in order to get the gas cut off. I actually heard it was that L0de guy

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

This is great. However, it should also note his quote about waking up freezing and seeing his breath, with concerns that his lizard might die.

Nice insulation, stupid.

 

[BoomerSperg]

Also, are we sure it was them? Someone on kiwifarms posted this and I hadn't seen it here.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I'm convinced this place could cure cancer if it put its mind to it.

But only if it inconveniences Rick

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Seems like Les Holt has LESS HOLD on the truth!

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

So Fat Occams Razor, one of us work at We Energies and illegally shut off Pat's gas

 

[Easily_Remembered]

The worst sin was when a group of stlakers held Patrick down and forcibly fed him large portions of high calorie, low nutrition food and revoked his gym membership, forcing him to gain weight against his will.

 

[Chive Turkey]

So Fat Occams Razor, one of us work at We Energies and illegally shut off Pat's gas

Hockams's Razor

 

[Meownaw]

Hockams's Razor

Or Hamhocks Razor. See because he is fat.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Be great if they purposely start charging piggy more for spreading damaging lies about their company.

 

[RoTheHo69]

https://new.onaforums.net/threads/niki-pays-the-bills.28745/ he's lying about this. Nobody shut his power off.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

You're a good man. A great man. In fact, I think I love ya

Gay