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We didn’t start the fire…

Uncle Anthony Cumia

Hot tubs, guns and slack jawed brothers
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Daniel Mullen, Joe is gay, Sue Lightning, Patrick’s weight
Cellar table, Logan Lynn, Blue Oyster Cult
Robertmewler, Boq precision, Malcolm Laverne, Judiasm
Nobacon, Satanism, Chocolatehellhole
Jerry Jen, Wood chairs, Pepperoni, slanted stairs
SWAT teams, the Opies eye, and the homeless cake stomp guy
Brenton Resto, Quasi, Susans got a new sheen
Shane Noakes, Lady di, Dassebesso , goodbye

We didn’t start the fire
it was always burning
since the worlds been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
but we tried to fight it

Abandoned daughter, Ade moved on, Jon’s dead and knives are gone
Twinkie maker, pringles can, and star trek replicas
Honey Badger, Nigger Jim, stlaker Childs, meatloaf dins
Prezzies later, wheres my fucking gun?
Prince Alan, Court fees, A win for Nadolski
Peoples court, Bams hair, Niggeroni, Cloudflare
Jackie Singh, Torswats, Torque wheeler, Court docs
Meatloaf, Roe is hot, Qadan “say your moms box”

We didn’t start the fire
it was always burning
since the worlds been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
but we tried to fight it

Cuntfucker, Norms a jew, Jennas gay, and Nana too
DMAN, Danny Ross, these guys suck each others cocks
Colin Quinn, heat turned off, Libby cooks his own socks
Bernell Trammell homicide, Handcuffed naked outside
Porsalin, Sam’s race, Dan Sobel, Bill’s ape
Vape theft, diaper chats, Brother Joe smoked crack
2U, Boomia, rambling Layla Cumia
Chip cartoon, Opie show, Niko avocado

I didn’t make the song. Don’t know if that’s a good thing, or a bad thing. Lol
 

Dennis Denuto

It's the vibe
Forum Clout
19,657

Daniel Mullen, Joe is gay, Sue Lightning, Patrick’s weight
Cellar table, Logan Lynn, Blue Oyster Cult
Robertmewler, Boq precision, Malcolm Laverne, Judiasm
Nobacon, Satanism, Chocolatehellhole
Jerry Jen, Wood chairs, Pepperoni, slanted stairs
SWAT teams, the Opies eye, and the homeless cake stomp guy
Brenton Resto, Quasi, Susans got a new sheen
Shane Noakes, Lady di, Dassebesso , goodbye

We didn’t start the fire
it was always burning
since the worlds been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
but we tried to fight it

Abandoned daughter, Ade moved on, Jon’s dead and knives are gone
Twinkie maker, pringles can, and star trek replicas
Honey Badger, Nigger Jim, stlaker Childs, meatloaf dins
Prezzies later, wheres my fucking gun?
Prince Alan, Court fees, A win for Nadolski
Peoples court, Bams hair, Niggeroni, Cloudflare
Jackie Singh, Torswats, Torque wheeler, Court docs
Meatloaf, Roe is hot, Qadan “say your moms box”

We didn’t start the fire
it was always burning
since the worlds been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we didn’t light it
but we tried to fight it

Cuntfucker, Norms a jew, Jennas gay, and Nana too
DMAN, Danny Ross, these guys suck each others cocks
Colin Quinn, heat turned off, Libby cooks his own socks
Bernell Trammell homicide, Handcuffed naked outside
Porsalin, Sam’s race, Dan Sobel, Bill’s ape
Vape theft, diaper chats, Brother Joe smoked crack
2U, Boomia, rambling Layla Cumia
Chip cartoon, Opie show, Niko avocado

Shit man, do you work for Scott and Todd?
 

Lamont & Tonelli

Brevity is... wit.
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62,246
(chuckles) Billy Joel was a fag.
 
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