"Oh, fuck. All of those deleted and removed comments were telling the truth. These people really do smell like complete shit. I swear that one guy sniffed my chair after I got up."
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Was user @JebJoh banned from coaching little league because he’s a pedophile?
"I swear I thought I saw Boq behind a shrub out front. I poked around and all I found was a pair of balled up toddlers underwear and the air was heavy with the smell of tumeric"
Could've fooled me
What brand was the hose? As a kid, we drank out of a quality Sears-Roebuck garden hose. I swear - I swear to you, it made the water taste better! I think they lined it with gold! Much better than those dollar store faucet aerators, probably all full of lead.
So your kid has 30 girlfriends? Wouldn't that make him a whore? How many children did he kill? Remember, abortion is murder to us Catholics. I'm just asking questions.
Greg on the beach, can blueberries act as a standalone fruit or not, go ahead!
You sonofabitch, I think i'm clockin' in for another Joe Matarese beating marathon
You wish you had a hot, rich wife… with medical insurance
Not exactly, the slam is that you are middle aged angry shut in types who can't find women, don't have families and can't even afford decent places to live. I understand why you get angry and lash out at normal people, I know a few desperate losers in real life too. It is just that I find it very funny.
I was joking earlier but now I’m actually curious… are you actually Joe Matarese?
"No child, that's not what I'm saying at all. [Repeats EXACT SAME RESPONSE in clunkier verbiage.]"
He gets brutalized for channeling lolcow Joe Matarese almost verbatim, with the additional gem of tacitly admitting that he (at minimum) routinely masturbates to the thought of his son's sexual exploits. His response? Double down.
Srsly, imagine memorizing the exact number of people your sons pal fucked down to the actual percentage relative to the total number of cheerleaders involved. Now imagine being so socially retarded that you reveal this, like it's a normal thing to have locked into your memory bank.
This has Sephardic Early Life written all over it.
Those soccer moms weren't worried about the chemicals in the hose water. They were terrified of the thought of you providing their sons with a liquid that didn't have a sealed cap.
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Yeah dude, Fixing Joe, this is what you should be fixing! The fact that you’re getting resentful and lashing out!
“No dude, I swear to gaaahd I’m not maaaahd. I like that you’re getting the laaaahhhfffs….”
Joh Matarese
Everything about you seems like a warning sign, from your obsession with pedophelia, racism, inability to buy a home despite your status as single incel with no real hobbies besides your fairy tales. How did your life come to this at your age? Do you ever interact with other humans in person or is it all like this for you? As usual every question you ask is more of a revelation, have you been looking into mail order brides? Ever consider a Ukranian one? I assume they'd put up with you for awhile to get citizenship. Give it a shot and come back and tell us the story.
Not really sure who Joe Matarese is other than being a comic or a host on CM, but I see how upset you all are now so I will stop making fun of you. It makes me laugh but I can see how upset you all seem to be. But still, despite how easy it is these days to find available women, how do you all manage to remain angry incels? Are you all so repulsive that nobody will take you seriously or just anxiety ridden shut ins?
Jeb, you're a witless clown and it's fun to point and laugh at you, because you're also smug and a palpably bad person. The bit of "I shall repeat over and over that you probably don't get laid lol" is indicative of this witless persona.
But we've been over this. No hard feelings. I appreciate that you don't have the necessary self awareness/IQ to engage in true self-reflection, so just one bit of advice: Don't tell any more strangers about your sons very specific sexual conquests, OK? It comes off as antisocial and, given your other "traits," people in your life are invariably drawing unflattering conclusions.
Sorry I can't take any of you seriously anymore now that I know you are mentally ill and drug dependent. It makes sense why you get so obsessed with nonsense though. Carry on, I'll be here to comment when I can. I will try to be a little nicer, now that I know the causes of your pathos.
How is it even possible that this dope has been here five years and is responding to pedophillia jokes literally
