Was user @JebJoh banned from coaching little league because he’s a pedophile?

[NoBacon's Aborted Child]

I'm not @Jenna.

You can tell because this is funny

 

[JebJoh]

Ok great. So you’re an unfunny punching bag faggot. You can’t even to after the guy who’s going after you and calling you a pedophile? What are you, one of these “we go high” losers??

I’ve had this exact argument with Jenna thousands of times. If you think i’m part of the mythical “Nobacon defense squad”…you really…REALLY…haven’t been paying attention. @NoBacon make another post saying i’m a godless heathen with AIDS, stupid. Fuck don’t actually do that because now it looks like I’m controlling you or something.

Wahhhh poor guy can't get a reaction so he whines. Wassmatta can't go after a guy who claims you have aids? you one of those ass kissers?

It amuses me to see you all try so hard but I legitimately feel bad for some of these drug addled losers who whine that they can't afford a car / house / wife / kids or whatever. What makes it even funnier is that they have a head full of anti depressants yet somehow all of their problems are traced back to the jews / blacks / liberals / vaccines. You keep trying though, eventually you will get it

 

[Suetonius]

Wahhhh poor guy can't get a reaction so he whines. Wassmatta can't go after a guy who claims you have aids? you one of those ass kissers?

You literally just told me you wouldn’t make fun of Nobacon aborting his own child.

Nobacon got beat by a group of black men who took his girlfriend. Then suddenly she came to him with a golden brown barbecue baby and he shirked his responsibility by killing it.

Keep tawlkin and tawlkin when you dont know what you’re tawlkin about (chomp)

 

[Suetonius]

Where does anyone get the balls to pretend they’re better than others here. You wouldn’t be posting here if that were true. We’re all mentally retarded and fucked up, no exceptions

 

[JebJoh]

You literally just told me you wouldn’t make fun of Nobacon aborting his own child.

Nobacon got beat by a group of black men who took his girlfriend. Then suddenly she came to him with a golden brown barbecue baby and he shirked his responsibility by killing it.

Keep tawlkin and tawlkin when you dont know what you’re tawlkin about (chomp)

No I didn't, what you are doing is literally creating a strawman because you can't seem to handle reality. First learn what literally means, 2nd stop being a beta cuck on an internet message board. Good talk son.

 

[Jenna]

I’ve had this exact argument with Jenna thousands of times. If you think i’m part of the mythical “Nobacon defense squad”…you really…REALLY…haven’t been paying attention. @NoBacon make another post saying i’m a godless heathen with AIDS, stupid. Fuck don’t actually do that because now it looks like I’m controlling you or something.

You're kind of like the black girl who grows up in a majority white town in the south. You want desperately to make the cheerleading squad and sit at the cool table, so you endure them snickering at you and calling you porch monkey or tar baby. Every so often you'll lash out, but more than anything you want them to start calling the Chinese girl a gooky chink so you can join in and be a part of their teasing. Anything to make them forget the whole 125 x 100 = 1,000,000 fiasco.

 

[JebJoh]

Where does anyone get the balls to pretend they’re better than others here. You wouldn’t be posting here if that were true. We’re all mentally retarded and fucked up, no exceptions

Better is relative, being on anti depressants and being unable to find a woman, buy a house or make a real friend are objective problems

 

[Suetonius]

I would never say anything like that

You literally just told me you wouldn’t make fun of Nobacon aborting his own child.

No I didn't,

 

[JebJoh]

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[Suetonius]

You're kind of like the black girl who grows up in a majority white town in the south. You want desperately to make the cheerleading squad and sit at the cool table, so you endure them snickering at you and calling you porch monkey or tar baby. Every so often you'll lash out, but more than anything you want them to start calling the Chinese girl a gooky chink so you can join in and be a part of their teasing.

Ok so tell me oh great Jenna what I should do to adequately meet the needs of being an enemy to Nobacon. Should I dedicate my whole account to shitting on him and car crashing him? I’ll hang up and wait for the answer, because I genuinely don’t know what the fuck you want from me.

Anything to make them forget the whole 125 x 100 = 1,000,000 fiasco.

They don’t forget anything lol. The only reason no one brings it up anymore is because I ran with the joke. Or should I have autistically defended my math skills for the next couple of months and thus kept the joke running? I’m bad at math wow. How humiliating. This is definitely the hill i’ll die on

 

[Suetonius]

You're kind of like the black girl who grows up in a majority white town in the south. You want desperately to make the cheerleading squad and sit at the cool table, so you endure them snickering at you and calling you porch monkey or tar baby.

Also your analogies still suck. Why do you have to make it a pick me race thing and not a pick me gay thing when that doesn’t even need an analogy lol.

 

[Suetonius]

Just like the FAWWWKIN KIWIS no one wants to gibs me any credit. I started the fawwwkin Nobacon killed his baby shit. It would have been lost in the rest of his christ rants if I didn’t incessantly bring it up. Or him getting beat by a group of niggers and having his girl stolen from him (lol). But I guess that doesn’t speak as loud as deadly serious arguing or car crashes.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

Also your analogies still suck. Why do you have to make it a pick me race thing and not a pick me gay thing when that doesn’t even need an analogy lol.

Nigga why are you yelling at a brick wall and getting mad that it won’t change its mind

 

[Suetonius]

Nigga why are you yelling at a brick wall and getting mad that it won’t change its mind

I don’t know. I’ve had a hundred arguments with Jenna just like this and I can predict exactly what happens next. More retarded analogies, more accusing me of being in Nobacons “gang”, more smug unwavering opinions just tawlkin and tawlkin without considering what i’m actually saying etc. I mean all i’m asking for is a “Yeah you know what you’re right you’re not part of the defense squad but you’re still too friendly with him.”

 

[Africa.com]

The "joke" is that politician John Fetterman is retarded, and also @CQ_Beans is retarded, thus CQ = Fetterman.

This place used to be like the old O&A show, where humor was judged accordingly and even the funniest comics in America could bomb and not get a laugh. Now it's like a morning zoo jocktober show. Whatever Mancow decides is funny, everyone else in the studio better laugh or else you'll be on the 'Cow's bad side. TURD? TURD?!?

I'm literally the only person here with the balls to say the "Fetterman" joke is hacky and forced, because everyone walks Greggshells around certain posters who become unpaid internet jannies. Who knows, maybe in a month someone will grow the courage to start an alt like @NoBacon's Aborted Child so they can criticize the popular girls anonymously. Don't say it to Rachel's face, scribble "Rachel's a slut" on the bathroom wall so nobody knows who wrote it.

 

[CQ Beans]

It's the exact same shit that Pat & friends do on twitter. No social life, still bitter from high school rejection, but they find comfort in their little internet cliques. Where you never go against your e-friends (even when they show pedophilic red flags) and spend all day online attacking whoever the collective deems your e-enemies.

I don't need the whole alt-right friendship simulator experience. It just comes across as sad and desperate that there's a hierarchy to off-topic and 95% of posters fall in line and do what they're told. Hahaha you see Fetterman is a retard and CQ_1 is a retard and that's the joke! Kill yourself.

@Jenna… the fucking third time I have to do this. I’m not part of any alliance. I’m just a 3rd part stooge, child.

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

@Jenna… the fucking third time I have to do this. I’m not part of any alliance. I’m just a 3rd part stooge, child.

You’re genuinely one of my favourite posters on this site, waterheadster

 

[Jenna]

Ok so tell me oh great Jenna what I should do to adequately meet the needs of being an enemy to Nobacon. Should I dedicate my whole account to shitting on him and car crashing him? I’ll hang up and wait for the answer, because I genuinely don’t know what the fuck you want from me.

They don’t forget anything lol. The only reason no one brings it up anymore is because I ran with the joke. Or should I have autistically defended my math skills for the next couple of months and thus kept the joke running? I’m bad at math wow. How humiliating. This is definitely the hill i’ll die on

I'm not telling you how to post, and I'm especially not enforcing any sort of lame "NoBacon's enemies" code to abide by. You do what you gotta do and pick your battles kid. I'm just saying I notice how you behave. First fucking reply in this thread:

“I filled the empty water bottles with the hose”

By “the hose” he means drugs which have been outlawed since the 70’s and make you very sleepy.

Why was he trying to make the kids all sleepy and forgetful? Sick guy

I notice you desperately simping for those easy ribs from NoBacon and Harry. You don't have to be the guy's archenemy but Jesus you shouldn't be his faggy little bit cheerleader either. His wacky little radio sidekick who's always excited and upbeat for NoBacon's Pedo Poster of the Week! Hopping on the sad little ribs train so you can be first in line to shit on JebJoh because he's the chosen group target.

I only say this because I care about you. 95% of the forum does the exact same thing but I don't care about them and I tend to skim their posts in threads like these.

 

[NoBacon]

Jenna and JebJoh are just pedophiles who won’t stop yapping. Kindred spirits.

 

[Jenna]

@Jenna… the fucking third time I have to do this. I’m not part of any alliance. I’m just a 3rd part stooge, child.

We don't have any official alliance, we're more like Marvel supervillains and all of off-topic is the Avengers who have to team up to take us down one by one. I'm Loki because I'm mischievous. Boq is Ultron because he talks like a robot. Sue is Scarlet Witch because sometimes she's an Avenger and sometimes she's the enemy. You're Thanos I guess because he's big like Fetterman. Now JebJoh is Kang.