Was user @JebJoh banned from coaching little league because he’s a pedophile?

[PickleRickle]

I mean to me this post kinda implies PickleRick has dealt with the whole "I was also a teenage cuck" situation.

Every boy goes through a period where their girlfriend passionately fucks their stronger, taller friend as they lay in the hospital! Then every boy meekly decides to remain friends with the guy that fucked her.

lol of course you take the opportunity to edge yourself to teenage intercourse again. Teens cheat on each other often. I've done that to my first couple girlfriends, they either did it in return, or without me knowing. Thats just how it usually goes.

Whens the last time you got laid?

 

[BUBBLER]

From your posts @JebJoh do you have a green card mail order asian bride?

I was just fuckin’ around at first but you do have some very questionable traits that make me think you’re some form of pedophile.

You did a great job spawning what I assume is a 10 page JebJoh/midwit feud.

As the catalyst for Dougie vs More Worser, I am proud

 

[Kinderman]

Do you seriously not understand irony at all?

Of all the users you could ask this question to…

 

[guest]

Are you a fan of the old chan caveman posts? The unga bunga long-nose tribe shit? I wish I saved some of those old comments.

I still remember the OG ones from Ebaumsworld

 

[PickleRickle]

I still remember the OG ones from Ebaumsworld

Oh, man. I miss the early internet so much. I havent seen that in ages

 

[NoBacon's Aborted Child]

I still remember the OG ones from Ebaumsworld

.... nah, too easy

 

[Jenna]

lol of course you take the opportunity to edge yourself to teenage intercourse again. Teens cheat on each other often. I've done that to my first couple girlfriends, they either did it in return, or without me knowing. Thats just how it usually goes.

Whens the last time you got laid?

I've never had a girlfriend cheat on me (to my knowledge) and vica versa. I had the whole "we break up and 2 days later you're dating my friend" thing happen, but I got to a point where I told every girl that if they want to be with someone else, just break up with me and be with them.

If someone cheated on me, with a friend, while I was going through some hospital-level shit, I would have pummeled the shit out of the "friend". Especially if I was a minor and knew I'd only get "boys will be boys" charges so long as I didn't kill the guy.

If you're so passionate about the fact that you've been cheated on throughout your life, and you're okay with it because that's just what happens, you're a cuck too. It's like the Offspring song. YOU have low self-esteem so your girl knows she can just fool around with your friends and not face any consequences from their bitch-ass boyfriend.

 

[NoBacon's Aborted Child]

I've never had a girlfriend

No shit really

 

[PickleRickle]

I've never had a girlfriend cheat on me (to my knowledge) and vica versa. I had the whole "we break up and 2 days later you're dating my friend" thing happen, but I got to a point where I told every girl that if they want to be with someone else, just break up with me and be with them.

If someone cheated on me, with a friend, while I was going through some hospital-level shit, I would have pummeled the shit out of the "friend". Especially if I was a minor and knew I'd only get "boys will be boys" charges so long as I didn't kill the guy.

If you're so passionate about the fact that you've been cheated on throughout your life, and you're okay with it because that's just what happens, you're a cuck too. It's like the Offspring song. YOU have low self-esteem so your girl knows she can just fool around with your friends and not face any consequences from their bitch-ass boyfriend.

Hey pedophile, are you 14 years old? You're what, 40 something now? You're making comments about people when they were 13.

I guess you've never navigated the field that is the modern woman. Incel faggot.

 

[BUBBLER]

The "joke" is that politician John Fetterman is retarded, and also @CQ_Beans is retarded, thus CQ = Fetterman.

This place used to be like the old O&A show, where humor was judged accordingly and even the funniest comics in America could bomb and not get a laugh. Now it's like a morning zoo jocktober show. Whatever Mancow decides is funny, everyone else in the studio better laugh or else you'll be on the 'Cow's bad side. TURD? TURD?!?

I'm literally the only person here with the balls to say the "Fetterman" joke is hacky and forced, because everyone walks Greggshells around certain posters who become unpaid internet jannies. Who knows, maybe in a month someone will grow the courage to start an alt like @NoBacon's Aborted Child so they can criticize the popular girls anonymously. Don't say it to Rachel's face, scribble "Rachel's a slut" on the bathroom wall so nobody knows who wrote it.

Nigga O&A was just retards piling on other retards with scat and bestiality. What fucking show were you listening to?

 

[BUBBLER]

I would never say anything like that, and you too are just another pussy who does exactly what Jenna claims you do. Like her or not, she has you all pegged as the beta cucks you are

Jenna is a dude, faggot

 

[Jenna]

Hey pedophile, are you 14 years old? You're what, 40 something now? You're making comments about people when they were 13.

I guess you've never navigated the field that is the modern woman. Incel faggot.

Didn't know there's a statue of limitations for being a beta cuck faggot.

How many years does Patrick have before we're not allowed to make fun of the Lappening anymore?

 

[PickleRickle]

Didn't know there's a statue of limitations for being a beta cuck faggot.

How many years does Patrick have before we're not allowed to make fun of the Lappening anymore?

Was he not an adult when that happened? You're such a retard. Is that your only frame of reference? Pat shit? Go outside nigga. Fuckin jesus.

 

[midwit]

So many funny squabbles. So much forum lore that escapes me. There is what appears to be a troon-Muslim alliance, among others?

And it all spawned from perhaps the most profoundly disinteresting, milquetoast, niglet-hoarding, 90 IQ Redditors I've ever encountered.

You guys don't give yourself enough credit. There is some real talent here.

 

[BUBBLER]

So many funny squabbles. So much forum lore that escapes me. There is what appears to be a troon-Muslim alliance, among others?

And it all spawned from perhaps the most profoundly disinteresting, milquetoast, niglet-hoarding, 90 IQ Redditors I've ever encountered.

You guys don't give yourself enough credit. There is some real talent here.

Try as he will, @CQ_Beans cannot escape being part of the Jenna/Boq/More Worser/JebJoh/PogromStallone/Wormkiller/FurBurger Cabal

You don't get to pick your alliancesters.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

Didn't know there's a statue of limitations for being a beta cuck faggot.

How many years does Patrick have before we're not allowed to make fun of the Lappening anymore?

How’s the transitioning?

 

[Jenna]

Was he not an adult when that happened? You're such a retard. Is that your only frame of reference? Pat shit? Go outside nigga. Fuckin jesus.

It's because I have trouble thinking of anyone else besides NoBacon, Patrick, and now you who claim this. It's perfectly normal when your girl decides you're a weak male and fucks your friends, happens to everyone.

Didn't happen to a single one of my friends growing up, or even an acquaintance. It does happen to female celebrities, like Ariana Grande or Sydney Sweeney or Mary-Elizabeth Winstead falls in love with her newest co-star and who cares about whatever guy she was dating at the time.

But again, it goes back to the Patrice bit. Men cheat because they want pussy. Women cheat for emotional, "my man isn't providing so I need to find a man who will" reasons. That doesn't happen to everyone, that happens to betas like you. NoBacon. Patrick. Why? Because you let it happen.

 

[chocolatehellhole]

It's because I have trouble thinking of anyone else besides NoBacon, Patrick, and now you who claim this. It's perfectly normal when your girl decides you're a weak male and fucks your friends, happens to everyone.

Didn't happen to a single one of my friends growing up, or even an acquaintance. It does happen to female celebrities, like Ariana Grande or Sydney Sweeney or Mary-Elizabeth Winstead falls in love with her newest co-star and who cares about whatever guy she was dating at the time.

But again, it goes back to the Patrice bit. Men cheat because they want pussy. Women cheat for emotional, "my man isn't providing so I need to find a man who will" reasons. That doesn't happen to everyone, that happens to betas like you. NoBacon. Patrick. Why? Because you let it happen.

Can you vocaroo this post in under 35?

 

[BUBBLER]

NBDF Staff Sergeant Lvl 3 Reporting in.

@NoBacon everything ok boss?

As creator of the NoBacon Defense Squad and the NoBacon Defense Force, I'm promoting you to Lieutenant

 

[PickleRickle]

I Didn't happen to have a single friend growing up, or even an acquaintance. It does happen to female celebrities, like Ariana Grande or Sydney Sweeney or Mary-Elizabeth Winstead falls in love with her newest co-star and who cares about whatever guy she was dating at the time.

What kind of adult male talks like this? Celebrity rag gossip? Absolute fag.