Was there a show called Ally Mcbeal?

[Honeycomb Hideout]

She was a cutie, some of you must love cock

Today tho....

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

This little faggot took the world by storm.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

She was a cutie, some of you must love cock

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Today tho....

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That's Heather Locklear. We're talking about Calista Flockheart here.

I didn't realize Heather Locklear was a dog now though. That's unfortunate. She was hot as fuck. WWAWD Spin City? I watched that shit all the time and loved it and I remember nothing about it other than Heather Locklear was hot and Michael J. Fox was replaced by Charlie Sheen when he got the Parkinson's. The guy from Rocky Horror Picture Show and Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off were also in it. I think they worked at City Hall or something.

 

[wbgreen]

I remember watching Ally McBeal with my mom once and I remember thinking it wasn't as gay as most of the shows for women she watched. Robert Downey Jr was in it.

It's funny. I barely knew who Robert Downey Jr was until the Marvel movies took off. First time I heard of him was watching Comedy Central at two in the morning when they'd rerun those terrible mid-80s SNL episodes.

She had a weird career - the Ally show was this big hit and people knew who she was and it was followed by…nothing. They didn’t try to make her some romantic comedy star in movies (like they did with Jennifer Aniston and tried with Debra Messing, Katherine Heigl, etc) and somehow she landed Harrison Ford who I’m sure could get a much better looking woman. Then again he seems to be stoned all day

When they married, Harrison Ford was almost 60 and she was nearing 40. People act like an old rich man can marry any 25 year old model he wants, but a young gold digger is looking for a man around her age with rich parents. Old men get women who see 40 coming and want security before her fertility window slams shut.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Caroline in the City

I still wanted to lick Lea Thompson's butthole in that.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

That's Heather Locklear. We're talking about Calista Flockheart here.

I didn't realize Heather Locklear was a dog now though. That's unfortunate. She was hot as fuck. WWAWD Spin City? I watched that shit all the time and loved it and I remember nothing about it other than Heather Locklear was hot and Michael J. Fox was replaced by Charlie Sheen when he got the Parkinson's. The guy from Rocky Horror Picture Show and Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off were also in it. I think they worked at City Hall or something.

Fuck. Heather Locklear wasnt ally mcbeal? Am i retarded? Gay? Redundant?

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

That's Heather Locklear. We're talking about Calista Flockheart here.

I didn't realize Heather Locklear was a dog now though. That's unfortunate. She was hot as fuck. WWAWD Spin City? I watched that shit all the time and loved it and I remember nothing about it other than Heather Locklear was hot and Michael J. Fox was replaced by Charlie Sheen when he got the Parkinson's. The guy from Rocky Horror Picture Show and Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off were also in it. I think they worked at City Hall or something.

Still better than anything 80% of this forum could pull...look at her ready to have things jammed into her twat

 

[Treat Yourself]

She looks like a molested Barbie doll.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Still better than anything 80% of this forum could pull...look at her ready to have things jammed into her twat

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She's actually way more attractive than I remember. Harrison Ford jammed his floppy old penis in there.

 

[UnPRePared]

There was a show called Caroline in the City it was to edgy for the 90s so was canceled by the Jews OUTA Spite

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WWAWD Lea Thompson?

She's always been Some Kinda Wonderful in my eyes.

... Maybe kiss you.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

It's funny. I barely knew who Robert Downey Jr was until the Marvel movies took off. First time I heard of him was watching Comedy Central at two in the morning when they'd rerun those terrible mid-80s SNL episodes.



When they married, Harrison Ford was almost 60 and she was nearing 40. People act like an old rich man can marry any 25 year old model he wants, but a young gold digger is looking for a man around her age with rich parents. Old men get women who see 40 coming and want security before her fertility window slams shut.

I didn’t mean he would get the 25 year old model but women have found him to be attractive for a long time and he married…her. He could do a lot better.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

WWAWD Lea Thompson?

She's always been Some Kinda Wonderful in my eyes.

... Maybe kiss you.

She directs tv shows now. I remember seeing her name for a couple episodes of “The Goldbergs”

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

The fucking ooga chaka baby. That was the first type of viral video I ever saw. I remember my dumbshit uncle having a laptop for whatever his faggy job was which was kinda rare at the time and making everyone watch this stupid fucking fake as shit baby dancing to hooked on a feeling. I'll never forget the idiot's face as he'd stare at whoever he was showing it to, just barely able to contain his own laughter. Whoever was watching it would watch the whole thing stonefaced and either be like "huh." or "why is that supposed to be funny?"

I remember him doing the same thing when mad cow disease was in the news and it was a video of a cow with big googly eyes screaming about how mad it was. That guy is a fucking retard.

That's what made me think of it, I was watching the David Hasselhoff roast and he comes out doing Hooked on a Feeling and I was like "oh yeah, dancing baby...wasn't that a huge show? Now it's totally gone" like those other ones mentioned.

And that dude sounds trifling as a mofo!

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Yeah it had that super skinny bitch calista flockheart or something and that little guy from the second ghostbusters movie. It sucked

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

She directs tv shows now. I remember seeing her name for a couple episodes of “The Goldbergs”

Didn't know anyone watched the Golburgs. It looked terrible...it was not?

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

She's actually way more attractive than I remember. Harrison Ford jammed his floppy old penis in there.

To be fair, I had to flip through pages of pictures to find one where she looked hot. I'm sure it's photoshopped as all hell

 

[wbgreen]

I didn’t mean he would get the 25 year old model but women have found him to be attractive for a long time and he married…her. He could do a lot better.

How often do these May-December romances feature a super hot woman? Maybe it's because actors are fucked in the head, but they never have wives as hot as their fame and money should get them. Look at Alec Baldwin's mess of a spouse, for example. Johnny Depp had Amber Heard but that was a disaster for him/ Even Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos end up with weird looking bitches.

Only exception is David Foster getting Katherine McPhee when he was exactly twice her age, but she's had fucked up shit done to her face since then.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

How often do these May-December romances feature a super hot woman? Maybe it's because actors are fucked in the head, but they never have wives as hot as their fame and money should get them. Look at Alec Baldwin's mess of a spouse, for example. Johnny Depp had Amber Heard but that was a disaster for him/ Even Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos end up with weird looking bitches.

Only exception is David Foster getting Katherine McPhee when he was exactly twice her age, but she's had fucked up shit done to her face since then.

Amber Heard......what a loon. Her daughters name is literally "Oongah" or something way too similar.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Didn't know anyone watched the Golburgs. It looked terrible...it was not?

It wasn’t good, had it on in the background while working a couple times and noticed her name as director

 

[DominusOdium]

I once bought a porn parody on VHS called Ally McSqueal from one of those shitty adult stores along the highway as a laugh.