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Was Niki’s birthday yesterday?

iBangedQuasi

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Daniel Mullen bought 5 NPS discord members season tickets to Fenway last week like it was nothin. Paid out of pocket. While Pats struggling to buy 2 $25 shithole Brewer tickets for the love of his lifes birthday. PAThetic! Nice life Fatso. Dan Mullen rapes you in every available hole.
It pays to be a member of the Five Sink Club, stlaker
 

Slackjawed Cow

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I think he bought a PS4 for "her" on Xmas. Ie the fat faggot just wanted to play video games but needed an excuse to buy a console as a grown man
He also got her an indoor herb garden that they probably havent used since. Real romantic. His gifts are always dog shit.

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How about a bird board game for valentines day? He doesnt put any thought into his gifts for her. Its all lame shit and a waste on money.

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Slackjawed Cow

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Has he ever had decent seats anywhere? Every baseball game, concert, etc. he's in the shittiest fucking seats. He'd have a better view of these events from his fart couch watching them on TV, and he'd save money on fattening beer and slop.
Only at spring training games where they dont cost anything

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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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He also got her an indoor herb garden that they probably havent used since. Real romantic. His gifts are always dog shit.

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How about a bird board game for valentines day? He doesnt put any thought into his gifts for her. Its all lame shit and a waste on money.

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He probably had a gift card to a book store so he used it on her.
 

iBangedQuasi

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I think he bought a PS4 for "her" on Xmas. Ie the fat faggot just wanted to play video games but needed an excuse to buy a console as a grown man
People, stop DMing me to get in Dan's discord. If you're not in there already, I can't help you, child.
 

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He also got her an indoor herb garden that they probably havent used since. Real romantic. His gifts are always dog shit.

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How about a bird board game for valentines day? He doesnt put any thought into his gifts for her. Its all lame shit and a waste on money.

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He actually claimed he bought her a gun last Christmas. No pics of it though.
 
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