was as good on the tongue as it was on the eyes.

[Udders]

milk toast

I see what you did there.

 

[Joe_Cumia_Eats_HUMAN_SHIT]

Why would a blind person need this description when he already says what it is in text? Just so they know it's a "fine plate?" One point two.

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[guest]

You know what's great about Patty?

He'll go out to a place like this, take a picture of his food to upload to twitter and talk about how delicious it is. Yet you'll never see him leave a glowing review on Yelp or anywhere else, to help the restaurant with their business. Especially for a family owned establishment, if I get a great meal I'll leave a great review for the internet to see.

Wrong in every detail, child.

Spend less time watching some pre-teen mongrel on disney channel, and more time being a clinically-obsessed cyberstalker.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Some of the most flaccid reviews from a published author that wants so bad to be an "influencer"



" Food and beer was good"

 

[guest]

I wish they saw Rope.

Or the Dark Knight Rises in a Colorado theater.

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

As good on the tongue as it was on the eyes.

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

Fatrick is trying to pretend his Midwest Indian food slophouse is fine dining (“the pickled carrots balance the heat”). What a fat fool.

 

[DanFielding]

There are few things gayer and trashier in this world than taking a picture of your food and posting it on social media when you‘re in a restaurant. It’s one thing to do it when you’re in your own kitchen but when you’re out in public just sit down and eat like an adult. He’s such a fucking child. He’s also very fat.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

Looks like a baby shit on carrots and assorted garnish.
I thought you hated horror films, Pig?

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

Now he's just taunting Quasi

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Interesting. "Nope" is exactly what I thought when looking at that slop.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Big City Pat is an underrated variation