Warrant out for Bam’s arrest, remains at large after fleeing into the woods behind his house

[Meownaw]

shotgun in Phils mouth
aw Cmon Baym, i got work in the mornin
pew pew pew pew
*phils dead*
Bam pulls out a ghetto blaster and puts it up to Phils thinkin meats
yeaaaaaaa does epic kickflip out the bedroom door

One of the rare times a car crash is used as intended here.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

No it didn't. Don't try and get him on your side by bashing Mr. Show. Take your lumps like a man!

I’m sorry you’re so stupid because I think he’s on your side. He probably doesn’t even know about what I said yesterday. We just fawkin do all this grayyyte radio and the next day it doesn’t matter because we have to do another fawkin show.

 

[TravisPickle]

No it didn't. Don't try and get him on your side by bashing Mr. Show. Take your lumps like a man!

I ruined the other guys bit. I get it. Sorry for faggin it up

 

[Meownaw]

I mean I like PickleRickle and everything but what is he doing?

 

[HH Brother]

I'm Bam Margera, and this is boom boom or yum yum, funster.

 

[TravisPickle]

I mean I like PickleRickle and everything but what is he doing?

Just a casual shitting of ones pants.

 

[Phish]

Warrant out for Nate Diazs arrest too

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'm Bam Margera, and this is boom boom or yum yum, funster.

“Im Bam Margera and this is rock bottom “ is the fawkin joke! …*laughs* thanks Tyler250 for dat one.

 

[BoringFaggot]

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Ran into the woods, eh? Perhaps it's finally time for his sad, retarded little saga to end.

 

[NortheastPhilly]

Who would’ve thought that someone who was never told no in their entire life and always got their way would wind up like this.

Even when Dunn died you could tell it was the first time in Bams life that something didnt go his way. You need to face adversity or discipline at some point in the early goings or you’re fucked

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

It would be kindest if a hunter mistook Bam for a very injured deer and culled him, but I think the odds are he hopped out of the woods and into one of his junkie friends cars a few blocks away.

 

[LiberalPussy]

I hope this pussy faggot dies cold and alone in the woods.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Bam has always been an emotional wreck slapped ass. Dunn at least had the reputation for being a nice guy before he drove hammered and killed himself and the other guy that no one ever talks about.

Bam was always a spoiled kid. He’d go on local radio and brag about trashing hotel rooms in his 30s like a dick. Imagine being an immigrant who cleans hotel rooms for $8 an hour only to open the penthouse and see that you had to clean literal shit out of all the trash cans because Bam Margera was trying to cosplay as an out of control rocker.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

Honestly as down and out as he was, the fact his woman brought in some younger guy to sleep with her on their bed must have sent him over the edge.

what?

 

[HH Brother]

“Im Bam Margera and this is rock bottom “ is the fawkin joke! …*laughs* thanks Tyler250 for dat one.

Don't ever fucking correct me again, motherfunster, funster.

 

[Rutherford_b_Blaze]

Poor guy