Somebody once told me
My liver's gonna fail me
I ain't the drunkest fool when I'm dead
I was feeling kinda numb
With my finger and my thumb
On the cap of another bottle
Well, the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
Took another shot and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain really rots, but your head gets dumb
So much to drink, no time to think
So what's wrong with taking shots from your sink?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll get a breathalyzer and just blow
Hey now, you're a dead star
Get your drink on, die young
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, collapsed lung
And all that glitters is Goldschlager
Dead quicker than a game of Frogger