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“Walking on The Sun” singer Steve Harwell of Smash Mouth dead at 56

Queefer Sutherland

Fix me, Josh!
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17,835
Somebody once told me
My liver's gonna fail me
I ain't the drunkest fool when I'm dead
I was feeling kinda numb
With my finger and my thumb
On the cap of another bottle

Well, the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
Took another shot and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain really rots, but your head gets dumb

So much to drink, no time to think
So what's wrong with taking shots from your sink?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll get a breathalyzer and just blow

Hey now, you're a dead star
Get your drink on, die young
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, collapsed lung
And all that glitters is Goldschlager
Dead quicker than a game of Frogger
 

Smeckler's Powder

Sweet powder eases the pain
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17,530
Somebody once told me
My liver's gonna fail me
I ain't the drunkest fool when I'm dead
I was feeling kinda numb
With my finger and my thumb
On the cap of another bottle

Well, the years start coming
And they don't stop coming
Took another shot and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain really rots, but your head gets dumb

So much to drink, no time to think
So what's wrong with taking shots from your sink?
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll get a breathalyzer and just blow

Hey now, you're a dead star
Get your drink on, die young
Hey now, you're a rock star
Get the show on, collapsed lung
And all that glitters is Goldschlager
Dead quicker than a game of Frogger


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