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He was born in Russia, so yes he can.Could you kick a 6’3” man in the head?
It depends on the pants I'm wearing. But I actually, jokes aside, think I can under the right circumstances.He was born in Russia, so yes he can.
This made juice shoot out my eyes and nose. Line of the day.i can probably kick a 6'3 man in the head, but i've only done so with women so far.
I don't think liquids are meant to shoot out of your eyes, homie.This made juice shoot out my eyes and nose. Line of the day.
Well then tell him to be less funny.I don't think liquids are meant to shoot out of your eyes, homie.
I’d like to see him try, Abe.He was born in Russia, so yes he can.
You know how a lot of baby animals are up and walking right after being born? Russians are like that with standing head kick KO's.I’d like to see him try, Abe.
We have a saying "he who is laying in bed will have a good night". Best way to kick a tall man in the head.You know how a lot of baby animals are up and walking right after being born? Russians are like that with standing head kick KO's.
Well that sounds disconcerting.You know how a lot of baby animals are up and walking right after being born? Russians are like that with standing head kick KO's.
Ever find a dead drop? I once found 40 bucks while pissing in a park in Ottawa and I felt like my life changed. I wrote a whole song about it.Love walking around. I'm usually the person walking around and keeping an eye out for things that people drop, lose, etc.
Hey faggot my dealer was pissed about thatEver find a dead drop? I once found 40 bucks while pissing in a park in Ottawa and I felt like my life changed. I wrote a whole song about it.
Edit 1 : a dead drop is when dealers and buyers don't want to be seen together so they drop shit in agreed placed, both money and drugs.
Yeah we would find them at the park as kids. We'd find drugs too but were too young to know what to do with it. The money would be immediately spent at the corner store. I remember we found $100 and felt like we hit the fucking lottery. This was late 90s $100 split between 4 kids.Ever find a dead drop? I once found 40 bucks while pissing in a park in Ottawa and I felt like my life changed. I wrote a whole song about it.
Edit 1 : a dead drop is when dealers and buyers don't want to be seen together so they drop shit in agreed placed, both money and drugs.
Find a better dead drop spot. Like really. A dog park by a hospital 100 feet from a homeless shelter. Horrible dead drop spot.Hey faggot my dealer was pissed about that
Wait isn't this how no country for old men happened? Fuuuuuuuck dude. They're coming for us.Yeah we would find them at the park as kids. We'd find drugs too but were too young to know what to do with it. The money would be immediately spent at the corner store. I remember we found $100 and felt like we hit the fucking lottery. This was late 90s $100 split between 4 kids.
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