Who even buys condoms anymore? If either of you are vaccinated, you’re in the clear.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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A RITE AID?!
Damn. CVS is pretty based. Imagine how satisfying it was denying a tranny his hormones.
Is he talking about his prescription blood pressure medication here?
This dumb ass cashier is turning away customers but probably expects to be paid $15 per hour and will be legitimately surprised when their position is completely replaced by self checkout.
This dumb ass cashier is turning away customers but probably expects to be paid $15 per hour and will be legitimately surprised when their position is completely replaced by self checkout.
I highly doubt pat will go through this nonsense just because of this tweet. He's within walking distance to a Walgreens. Then again he probably drives there because he's fat and lazy.
I'm vaxxed but that picture makes me wish for Scanners-like side-effects.
Think of how much weight Patrick could lose if he realizes all restaurants don't sell condoms either
I can’t remember which pic it was, probably the other Covid one but you could see he had a scratch on his flappy muscle-less arm from one of his cats. Probably from trying to stuff them into a box for a twitter pic.
His pupils look slitted like a cat or a velociraptor.
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Thanks for making me side with Jesus Freaks, Pat. Less fun than the local Mexican and white trash homeless drunks at my corner liquor but will come in handy during the rapture. Also the polite derelict black guy that calls me Bill. He seems on the up and up.
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That fucking thing won’t keep you from becoming infected, you boob faced baboon.
this nigga has some weird fuckin eyes. You can tell he's no good
Based on the sequence you used, it sounds like you’d ejaculate onto her face, then breasts, then she’d have to turn around at your behest so you could get at least one spurt onto her buttocks.
A real Casanova
This guy fucks.
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I got thick ropes and have been training whatever muscle shoots em since i was fawkin 13. Peter north got nothing on this.
Bulbocavernosus muscle, and try Kegel exercises if you want to strengthen it. Don’t be dissuaded if you see no results in the first 1-3 months
And yes, I checked and I don’t think Dr. Arnold Kegel was Jewish, so you can feel good about pelvic floor exercises
His shirt logo looks like a puzzle piece (autism)