Wait, I thought you made 6 figures?

TorqueWheeler

Dan doesn't have a penis. I. Do.
This insecure fruit is vurry stealthy with his finances. Just a taste but my favorites are "rippoff", his diet of trolls (always food related with this tub) and him being too successful an author to book any stand up gigs.











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It would be absolutely terrible if some niggers beat him to death and left him to bleed out in the gutter. I’d be extremely sad about it.
 

NoBacon

The gunslinger.
I make really really bad money for my field. I have a computer science degree. I work remotely and basically don’t do anything and I make $65,000. I live in a nice place and not a run down crack den behind a halfway house but even so, I have absolutely no idea how he buys half the shit he does and funds this ridiculous lawsuit.

At best, he did actually make 100k on book deals years ago, and he’s still eating off it. He will never get another deal since his books didn’t sell and are shit, obviously.
 

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Some assembly required, child.
That took me a second but Jesus my ribs are now dust.
 
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