Wait, I thought you made 6 figures?

[JayFirebrand2]

 

[ActionJackson]

Is he talking about calories per day?

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Liar, whore, liar, whore!

 

[Harry Powell]

Congrats patso, you routinely make as much as most unskilled labor. This is where the six figures came from. He probably had a 45k year once, Nikki made 40k, and he rounded up.

 

[Heyfellas]

40-50k is actually pretty good for someone with zero education and zero occupation or prospects.

I think he’s claiming his and nik’s salaries together.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Someone on the old forum crunched the numbers on his book sales and this fat nigga made less than minimum wage.

 

[guest]

And now that you have no book publisher, you're making well below that, son.

Nice career, stupid.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He said he makes well over 6 figures and his wife ALMOST makes as much (but not more, Pat is a male feminist but that only goes so far) but received every stimulus check issued. That doesn’t add up, child

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I always figured he used the cents, too. Like his retard disability check pays him $9,895.62 and he calls that “six figures”. He lies like this all the time.
He’s a fat faggot.

 

[Clint Ruin]

Why the fuck would you boast about making $40k at forty? Most kids in their 20s are making more than that, you basically just need any job that isn't in the service industry.

 

[Cptbaldopie]

I'm sorry you're so bad at this, child. My comedy career pays the bills.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Says he makes 6 figures. Was posting about tax refunds in the spring. No one making 6 figures gets a Tex refund, dummy. You should reference tax codes for your lies. I made $143,294.87 in 2020 according to my W2. Not only did I pay about $40,000 in withholding taxes on that, I also had to cut the IRS a check in the spring. And the Louisiana Department of Revenue got 5% of my earnings sent to their coffers direct deposit. Wisconsin’s active bracket on $82-145k is 12% the Fed is 24%. You wouldn’t have gotten a tax return you lying faggot. You would’ve had to cut checks. You would’ve been taxed at 36%, after taxes I rolled about $7,000 a month last year. I paid a mortgage, 2 car payments, insurance, utilities and was able to put about $2000 a month in savings as well. I don’t live in a half hovel in a concrete inner city hell either.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Some assembly required, child.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Was he actually bragging about routinely making $40k a year?

Yeah, they’re filing for bankruptcy when the case gets tossed.

 

[guest]

40-50k is actually pretty good for someone with zero education and zero occupation or prospects.

I think he’s claiming his and nik’s salaries together.

This. Niki and him together probably bring in around 45-50k. Maybe a little more now since he's gotten back into insurance/PPP scamming.

 

[42069]

I made 38 k working ten hours a week with 6 weeks off a year teaching chess. I’m not impressed Pat

 

[guest]

I made 38 k working ten hours a week with 6 weeks off a year teaching chess. I’m not impressed Pat

Bzzzz wrong. You don't even know the Najdorf, child.

 

[42069]

Bzzzz wrong. You don't even know the Najdorf, child.

e4 c5
Nf3 d6
d4 cxd4
Nxd4 Nf6
Nc3 a6

Behold the Sicilian Najdorf! I used to play it before I went to the French defense. Obviously it also used to be my password for things before you needed a symbol in them

 

[guest]

"I always move the horsey because it looks like a Mustang, child."

Garry Kasparov starts sweating

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

"I always move the horsey because it looks like a Mustang, child."

Garry Kasparov starts sweating

Danish Gambit to my ribs