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Wait. Details Torquester, details

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ToxicCisWhiteMaleTorque said:
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You're lucky I have a few jamesons in me...

I made a thread about it once but deleted it because even though I think it's cathartic to joke about shit, I pussied out in thinking the replies here could fuck with me lol.

But there was a really funny reply by Stent. Basically my girlfriend killed herself a few months after I dumped her, and I was in denial/ignored her suicide for years and years. Then I finally accepted it and had a breakdown. Stent's reply was something like "I find it funny how she did a dramatic cry for your attention by killing herself yet you still ignored that for years."

The other replies were calling me an egotistical faggot for thinking it was me who caused her suicide, and she wasn't just mentally ill, but nah..... there's details to it that I won't get into.
 
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Agent Torque Morgan said:
You're lucky I have a few jamesons in me...

I made a thread about it once but deleted it because even though I think it's cathartic to joke about shit, I pussied out in thinking the replies here could fuck with me lol.

But there was a really funny reply by Stent. Basically my girlfriend killed herself a few months after I dumped her, and I was in denial/ignored her suicide for years and years. Then I finally accepted it and had a breakdown. Stent's reply was something like "I find it funny how she did a dramatic cry for your attention by killing herself yet you still ignored that for years."

The other replies were calling me an egotistical faggot for thinking it was me who caused her suicide, and she wasn't just mentally ill, but nah..... there's details to it that I won't get into.
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I'm so sorry, Torquie. One of my exes got plastic surgery after I broke up with her. Feel kinda bad about that... even though I never suggested there was something wrong with her face.

Edit: Just got the Joevine reference.
 
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Agent Torque Morgan said:
You're lucky I have a few jamesons in me...
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Really want some Jamesons right now

Agent Torque Morgan said:
But there was a really funny reply by Stent. Basically my girlfriend killed herself a few months after I dumped her, and I was in denial/ignored her suicide for years and years. Then I finally accepted it and had a breakdown. Stent's reply was something like "I find it funny how she did a dramatic cry for your attention by killing herself yet you still ignored that for years."
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I had a girlfriend who had BP, I was with her for four years, every now and then she'd threaten suicide if things weren't going exactly right. Funny, going through all of that, I really don't have great advice on the matter. If you're in a long term relationship, I guess you just keep putting up with the bad stuff if you like/love them enough.

It's a rough one.
 
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Gay Faggot. said:
Hey, if you get Dan to commit suicide it’ll cancel that one out.
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