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Your bed is freezing cold cuz no one has touched it In months. You just sleep eating ribs every night. Also you're gay.
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(video) CHH callout to @CQ_Beans prior to "Mornin!! with Turk" and subsequent dinner
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why does it have to be a "heavy pillow" though?
Because I first need to put it in my faggot backpack. So either it's too heavy to carry or I need to sneak the pillow to my kitchen.
The era of @Turk February being an onaforums main eventer will be remembered fondly by the historians
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What's with your homophobia lately, Turk? I thought you were a live and let live kinda guy?
Now the fatphobia, that's something I can support!
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I don't care whose butt you put your penis in. All that matters is that all men and women have penises.What's with your homophobia lately, Turk? I thought you were a live and let live kinda guy?
Now the fatphobia, that's something I can support!
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Hey Turk, you dropped this...
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You faggots don't even remember when I was Dagidugidai and was most active and productive. I've had a dip in quality. I will recover.
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It's pretty grim of you to post the remains of your brother.Hey Turk, you dropped this...
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My brother had a rotting, white hand that needed amputation? Oh, Turk... looks like you need work on more than punchlines.
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He exploded and his hand came off. Duh. How fucking dumb are you?My brother had a rotting, white hand that needed amputation? Oh, Turk... looks like you need work on more than punchlines.
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Why am I explaining jokes to the most humorless man on earth?
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My brother had a rotting, white hand that needed amputation? Oh, Turk... looks like you need work on more than punchlines.
Where's your transdar on this one, Boq?
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You are a miserable trauma dumper...not remotely funny. I'm hilarious, just with my audience...and when I need to infiltrate.
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You're a boring faggot and everyone laughs at you, not with you. That's being funny in a way but you're a joke you dumb so and so.
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They dont laugh...they seethe, like you are rn. I make you seethe. And rightly so, your whole schtick is offensive, I want you to feel this way. You never made me seethe or feel anything beyond pity/frustration.
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You imagine that you matter. You don't. You're fucking pathetic. I may have been trauma dumping for a month because of pain. Your whole existence is pain. I'd rather be my hand than you.
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My whole existence is pain? LOL tf...Now you're just saying anything.
The pinnacle of my day is when I get to express my contempt for things that are contemptible. I have a big smile on my face rn. I'll go LIVE tomorrow and you tell me if I sound like I've been in "pain". Doubt you will go LIVE tomorrow except maybe motivated by spite. Your whole purpose for collabing with me was to bring me down to your mood. You failed. You dont even wanna go LIVE, you just wanted to bring me down.
Im watching your lack of enthusisiasm for collabs with the copro, locked or anyone else. Because you already know they dont have the "spark" you want to dim with your contagious tragic-tery.
I suggested you pitch your lame shit to Dan and you never did, even though he would have been infinitely more appropriate. I see right thru you lol.
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I'm so fucking tempted to just say what you told me in private about yourself but I won't give you the satisfaction of me being a filthiest piece of shit than you.
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Cecil McFly has not looked this good in years.
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Anything I told you in private, Im willing to have it out in public.