Vegan faggots are getting desperate.

[BUBBLER]

... And? I feel bad doing lots of necessary things. Don't make me a bad person.

Examples:

Jacking off and rape

 

[NoBacon]

If they eventually make something that tastes identical for just the same price I'd probably eat it.

I’d rather be dead than comply with whatever lab grown cancer giving insect packed nightmare monstrosity that will be.

It’s 100% coming and they’ll pretend it’s for climate change or something gay.

 

[BUBBLER]

No one does it specifically to be cruel, it makes business sense to keep animals healthy. The eggs you get off caged battery hens are shite. They break apart when you touch them, the yolks have no cling to them and often contain blood etc. It's not an animal rights thing it's the same as shitty veg coming off a badly grown plant. Why do you think the Japanese do steaks that cost $1k+? They feed the cattle like royalty and let them graze properly. (edit 1 wait I'm not actually responding to you, just flailing wildly. Lab grown meat is some ways away)


I used stuff like that everyday. If you look up the ingredients to any vegan dairy replacement you'll realise how fucked an argument it is that it's doing anything except blowing holes in our food chain.

So i met a guy who wanted to start a pop-up venture like this about 10 years ago. Only spoke a couple times but one was a cooking session. It's a huge mental block to get past but if you know what you're doing you can make locusts and crickets into allsorts like tempura or fried insect chips. You need loads of spices and a deep fryer. I've never had a desire to do it since but I gotta say if that's the oncoming future and I'm fucked if I don't, there are way worse options.

It cracks me up when I see eggs labelled "vegetarian diet", nigga these birds are supposed to eat insects.

 

[Dennyislife]

I’d rather be dead than comply with whatever lab grown cancer giving insect packed nightmare monstrosity that will be.

It’s 100% coming and they’ll pretend it’s for climate change or something gay.

I live somewhere US meat can't be sold as it doesn't pass food safety standards. Basically the US is already eating stuff that makes people crap themselves

 

[LingerLonger]

It cracks me up when I see eggs labelled "vegetarian diet", nigga these birds are supposed to eat insects.

In almost any country but America, eggs are not vegetarian. The farm industry probably fought harder than trench soldiers in WWI to get eggs included in medical journals and newspapers as being vegetarian. Dairy cheese being 'vegetarian' despite having zero actual vegetables or vegetation in it is also hilarious. They might as well just eat animal flesh and fish and call it 'vegetable based diet' at that point.

 

[Peckas]

I live somewhere US meat can't be sold as it doesn't pass food safety standards. Basically the US is already eating stuff that makes people crap themselves

The UK had people dying from eating beef the worst we had here was Jack in the box under cooking some hamburgers and kids got sick maybe 2-3 died but that wasn’t 178

United Kingdom BSE outbreak - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Chive Turkey]

" We dont like meat but want all or food to taste just like it!"

Eat a steak you faggots.

It's the most retarded imaginable. I don't mind anyone having their personal preference for their diet, but at least be smart about it. Meat substitutes are unhealthy, bad for the environment in their own right and excessively expensive and lazy to boot. The majority of people throughout human history had to make do with mostly or entirely vegeterian diets, whether for cultural reasons or simple necessity. They came up with a fuckton of recipes to make dishes without meat as palatable as possible, but the self-professed vegetable lovers of today avoid that shit like the plague in order to eat utter abominations.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I feel best the more I stick to the carnivore diet, so militant vegans can fuck off and die.

Btw the le cholesterol is bad is a lie; it's the triglycerides that are bad (and they come from plant based sources), and having too little cholesterol is far more dangerous than too much.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

I feel best the more I stick to the carnivore diet

It's like, y'know? You have to spill the bloody blood of the monster or else are you even really eating, you know? If you haven't vanquished that... that archetypal beast you're not fulfilling your purpose and that purpose is that which we call "God".

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

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It's like, y'know? You have to spill the bloody blood of the monster or else are you even really eating, you know? If you haven't vanquished that... that archetypal beast you're not fulfilling your purpose and that purpose is that which we call "God".

Well that's just the bloody thing, it's like when your brain has to process too much useless information, it gets congested like your digestive system with too much fibre. Clean your colon, bucko.

 

[Caverlock]

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It's like, y'know? You have to spill the bloody blood of the monster or else are you even really eating, you know? If you haven't vanquished that... that archetypal beast you're not fulfilling your purpose and that purpose is that which we call "God".

Well that's just the bloody thing, it's like when your brain has to process too much useless information, it gets congested like your digestive system with too much fibre. Clean your colon, bucko.

Funny stuff, but you forgot to break down in tears for no reason.

 

[Turry Precision ™®©]

Funny stuff, but you forgot to break down in tears for no reason.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Funny stuff, but you forgot to break down in tears for no reason.

Heh, I don't ever cry, kid. I just yell incoherently whenever I see racism, sexism and inequality in America.

Spoiler

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Pretty funny that they’re waxing about the problems of eating meat, and saying the impossible shit is healthier. Why are the people in the commercial built like Rick, then?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pretty funny that they’re waxing about the problems of eating meat, and saying the impossible shit is healthier. Why are the people in the commercial built like Rick, then?

The salt content in those "impossible" inventions is way up there that its not even a "healthy alternative." Better off just eating the real thing.

 

[Dog Eater]

Every single vegan and vegetarian diet is possible due to the hard work of meat eaters. Absolute joke of a moral crusade.

 

[Dennyislife]

The UK had people dying from eating beef the worst we had here was Jack in the box under cooking some hamburgers and kids got sick maybe 2-3 died but that wasn’t 178

United Kingdom BSE outbreak - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Yeah and we still have higher standards than the US

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Agribusiness has you blaming vegans for this while they're already getting your cash. Dumb American Zogsloppers.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Yeah and we still have higher standards than the US

Then why is your food so shitty?

 

[Voscabulary]

I look at impossible foods as the culinary equivalent of vaping; if you want to go vegan but need to wing yourself off eating meat, it's probably a fair means of doing so. but using it as a complete replacement seems really dodgy, especially since we've evolved as carnivores. we biologically require meat. I similarly feel bad for eating animals like dennyisqueer does, but that's simply the way life is. I'm sure cows () would have no reservations corralling us in factory farms for sustenance if they were the apex predator instead of humans