USSS! Has Master Po's New YouTube Channel Been Found Before?

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

From: Masterpo <[email protected]>
To: AN INTERN
Sent: Thursday, October 4, 2007 7:05:48 AM
Subject: master pos show

CRAIG,

I AM INTERESTED IN GETTING THE FOLLOWING SOUND BYTES FOR MY SHOW NEXT MONTH.

· MOHAMED ALI- FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY AND ALL HIS CHANTS BEFORE AND AFTER A FIGHT.

· CHUCK NORRIS- HIS VIEWS ON HOW MARTIAL ARTS HAVE EVOLVED.

· BRUCE LEE- HIS VIEWS ON “COMBAT” AND WHY HE DEVELOPED “JEET KUNE DO”.

· MACHO CAMACHO- HIS CHANTS BEFORE OR AFTER HE FIGHTS SOMEONE.

· TYSON- HIS CHANTS BEFORE OR AFTER HE FIGHTS SOMEONE.

· 300- BEFORE THE BATTLE OF GLORY REFERENCE “TONIGHT WE WILL DINE IN HELL” AND THE SPEECH THAT LEEDS UP TO “THIS IS SPARTA ”.

· COPY THIS ONE

· AND THIS ONE

· .

· END THE SOUND BIT WITH; THE SCENE FROM BRAVE HEART WHILE HE IS IN HIS CELL…NOT EVERY MAN DIES BUT NOT EVERY MAN LIVES.

· MIXED WITH THE SCENE FROM “300”, “IT IS AN HONOR TO DIE BY YOUR SIDE” AND HIS REPLY IS “IT WAS AN HONOR TO LIVE BY YOURS”.

· DOWNLOAD THE SCENE IN “ TROY ”, BEFORE THE “SPARTANS”, CRASH THROUGH THE DOOR AND HE TELLS HIS SOLDIERS “IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR TO BATTLE BY YOUR SIDE BOYS”, SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT.

· THE END SCENE IN “BRAVE HEART”, WHERE WILLIAM WALLACE IS LYING ON HIS BACK WITH AN ARROW IN HIM I THINK AND HIS FRIEND IS SAYING GOOD BUY TO HIS FATHER. HIS FATHER TELLS HIS SON “IT HAS BEEN AN HONOR TO SEE YOU GROW INTO THE MAN YOU ARE AND TO FIGHT BY YOUR SIDE.

· THE MOVIE “ALAMO” BEFORE THE LAST BATTLE SCENE, THEY MAY HAVE SAID SOMETHING TO PREPARE THEM FOR BATTLE .

· THE MOVIE “GLADIATOR” BEFORE THE SCENE WHEN HE IS IN THE WOODS, AND HE TELLS THE ROMAN SOLDIER…THE FROST, SOMETIMES THE BLADE STICKS IN THE COLD...OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

· THE MOVIE “ TROY ”, THE SCENE FROM ACHILLES BEFORE THEY TAKE THE BEACH OF TROY WITH THE MYRMIDONS.

· THE MOVIE “TROY”, THE SCENE BEFORE ACHILLES KILLS HECTOR.

· THE MOVIE “TROY”, THE SCENE WHERE HE TELLS “PRIAM”, THE KING OF TROY, THAT YOU ARE A FAR BETTER KING THAN THE ONE LEADING THIS ARMY.


· THE MOVIE “__________”, WHERE KING ARTHUR BEFORE HE IS KILLED IS ON HIS KNEES AND HE SPEAKS TO HIS PEOPLE AND THEN YELLS OUT DEFEND THE HONOR OF CAMELOT. I FORGOT THE NAME OF THIS MOVIE BUT I REMEMBER THAT RICHARD GERE WAS IN IT.

· BRAVE HEART- HIS FREEDOM SPEECH REMIXED AND ORIGINAL.

· LORD OF THE RINGS WHERE ARAGON IS SAYING GOOD BUY TO “BOROMIR”. “I WOULD HAVE FOLLOWED YOU INTO BATTLE “MY KING, MY BROTHER…NOT SURE BUT THERE WERE A FEW NAMES HE USED WHICH ENDED WITH “MY KING”.

· ROB ROY- SOMETHING IN THAT MOVIE THAT SHOWS COURAGE, STRENGTH AND HONOR. I BELIEVE THE SCENE BEFORE ROB ROY’S WIFE KILLED THE KINGS ASSISTANT SHE HAS THE SCENE HAS SOME POWERFUL WORDING THAT PERTAIN TO STRENGTH AND HONOR.

· A STREET FIGHTER READY TO GO IN FOR THE KILL OR SOMETHING THAT HAS A REAL LIFE SITUATION THAT PERTAINS TO BEATING SOMEONE DOWN.

I DO NOT WANT EVERYTHING I JUST WANT THE FAMOUS SCENES THAT HAS THE MOST POWERFUL DIALOGUE.

MIXTURE OF ALL OF THE ABOVE WILL GIVE ME A BEGINNING TO THE SHOW.

NAME OF THE SHOW...MASTER PO ’S USH SHOW.

IF YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS, LET ME KNOW. REMEMBER THE THEME OF THIS SHOW WILL BE STRENGTH AND HONOR.

THE TOPIC WE WILL DISCUSS IS MODERN VS TRADITIONAL.


SOUNDS FOR THE INSTANT REPLAY MACHINE:

USH
SWORDS CLASHING
BLOCKING AND HITTING
THE SOUND WIND SOUND FROM A WEAPON BEING WIELDED.
KIYI OR SOMEONE YELLING WHILE ON THE ATTACK.

What the fuck it's spelled USH?

Also this is the greatest email ever written

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

Stuff like this and the ESD thing lead me to believe that Po has some degree of martial arts knowledge and ability but it is encased in general buffoonery.

Bullshido is based on the practitioner actually believing in their own abilities

 

[UnPRePared]

Rare Homsar appearance.

Actually Ol' Timey Homestar, but it's all good.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MUFFIN

Did he settle for a bagel? I'm just asking questions.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Since we're on the subject of Master Po- his fight with Danny

 

[upanddown]

 

[AnthonyCumio]

I loved when he packed the studio with 100 shady randos for his one hour show and had no idea why that would be a problem. Or when he lost his fucking shit on Sam for taking that chess piece.

He’s sort of a crossover between @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda and Joe Cumia - aggressive enough to freak you the fuck out but clumsy enough to accidentally knock himself out with his own nunchucks.

That show was legit amazing.
The idiot trying to host the show got up and bowed down to the guest (another flunky fake martial artist) and DannyFromTheShow tells him "What are you doing? We're doing a radio show, here."