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user @eggfeller has been banned by faggot ass admin

LingerLonger

Still spreading the O&A virus
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I like the name Faggot Ass Admin
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chocolatehellhole

I'd make your mum vaginally orgasm, dude
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“How has Dan not been banned on his new alt?” No one knows that’s Dan. I mean obviously it is but we don’t know. If he came out and said “Haha yes it is I, Dan Mullen, the man who invited Torswats here” he’d be banned again. Boomia was banned for this exact reason. We all know he’s still here and what his alt is. But this time he’s been smart enough to not say “I’m Boomia” or threaten Hildy again.
Sounds far-fetched
 

Suetonius

LAUGH.
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I don't engage with whataboutism generally, but I'll explain here for context. As a protip, if you ever want something from someone don't point to other people. There are always going to be asymmetries with every type of rule enforcement for anything. Don't go to court and say...but you let that guy off with house arrest. You argue your case only.
I mean if he really wanted to compare bans he should have went with someone other than Dan. How about Turdcutter for threatening people. Or Boomia for his culling comment. Both were phrased as jokes and both were banned. Eggfeller made a threat phrased as a “joke” and was banned as well. So theres no inconsistencies here really. It’s not like there are users running around here making threats ban free and Eggfeller got the shit end of the stick.
 
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I mean if he really wanted to compare bans he should have went with someone other than Dan. How about Turdcutter for threatening people. Or Boomia for his culling comment. Both were phrased as jokes and both were banned. Eggfeller made a threat phrased as a “joke” and was banned as well. So theres no inconsistencies here really. It’s not like there are users running around here making threats ban free and Eggfeller got the shit end of the stick.
Turdcutter never threatened that he would hurt that Quartering faggot. Just that he had a desire to. But I'm glad he's banned. He was a fucking faggot.

Loose lips sink ships, that's what I always say.
 
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This is what that idiot posted.



Argue semantics all you want I don't feel like dealing with people who think this is worth posting. People act like you paid for a car warranty and are arguing about the contract you signed. But..but.. the forum bylaws subsection 8 state that subjunctive tenses are applicable only if followed immediately by the murder weapon.



YOU'RE IN MY FUCKIN' HOUSE (dan; reference)
I'm with you, John. Let's keep this place clean of the riff raff.
 
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“How has Dan not been banned on his new alt?” No one knows that’s Dan. I mean obviously it is but we don’t know. If he came out and said “Haha yes it is I, Dan Mullen, the man who invited Torswats here” he’d be banned again. Boomia was banned for this exact reason. We all know he’s still here and what his alt is. But this time he’s been smart enough to not say “I’m Boomia” or threaten Hildy again.

“It was simply a hypothetical”
That’s not even the right word. A hypothetical would be me asking something like “What do you think would happen it Patrick farted while he was being SWATted” not “Someone should SWAT Pat.” One is a hypothetical and the other is a request. To be fair maybe he’s just a fucking idiot and confused “hypothetical” with “joke”, but if I can’t tell if you’re joking its not a very good attempt.

Also why is the reaction constantly “I’M ON PATS SIDE NOW!” no one cares. That’s like proudly declaring you’ve shit your own pants in “protest”.
Some people just don't understand the craft, maaaaaan
 

BoomerSperg

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whats that thing about the sweatshirt?

“How has Dan not been banned on his new alt?” No one knows that’s Dan. I mean obviously it is but we don’t know. If he came out and said “Haha yes it is I, Dan Mullen, the man who invited Torswats here” he’d be banned again. Boomia was banned for this exact reason. We all know he’s still here and what his alt is. But this time he’s been smart enough to not say “I’m Boomia” or threaten Hildy again.

“It was simply a hypothetical”
That’s not even the right word. A hypothetical would be me asking something like “What do you think would happen it Patrick farted while he was being SWATted” not “Someone should SWAT Pat.” One is a hypothetical and the other is a request. To be fair maybe he’s just a fucking idiot and confused “hypothetical” with “joke”, but if I can’t tell if you’re joking its not a very good attempt.

Also why is the reaction constantly “I’M ON PATS SIDE NOW!” no one cares. That’s like proudly declaring you’ve shit your own pants in “protest”.

Is it really boomia though? I have my doubts.
 
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