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I would buy that shitty clock and smash it on the driveway
That rusty saw has literally no utilityBand aids
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Bite me
You pointed out the band aids and not that shes selling a toilet brush?Band aids
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Definitely waddles over to the fridge, grabs a cold coors light and tosses the bottle cap in the sinkThat is pretty decent. I'm picturing stupid drunk Joeberg waddling around in there in his boxers and it's actually kind of pissing me off.
I’d buy those golf clubs just to give Pat’s lizard a whack across the yardUsed dust pan
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Flavia cleaning serviceYou pointed out the band aids and not that shes selling a toilet brush?
A toilet brush!
Princejvstin's crownI could see Paul wearing the training potty as a hat and prancing around his apartment
Imagine her hauling and dumping those crutches, rusty saw, used shovel, on her lawnThe amount of time she used taping a card with the 1$ price tag to the plastic piece of trash is a metaphor for the 8-9 years she wish she could get back by being with Pat in his 20s.
She felt a sense of accomplishment and like an entrepreneur girl bossImagine her hauling and dumping those crutches, rusty saw, used shovel, on her lawn
Meanwhile her spaghetti hair keeps getting more wirey and thinShe felt a sense of accomplishment and like an entrepreneur girl boss
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