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USA (still) in DISTRESS!

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In many other places, elderly Joe would limp home at sundown, all hunched over from lugging drinking water and firewood all day. Joe, however, spends his day sipping designer coffee, noshing on sushi, and waddling around the Moose Lodge hall playing old Steppenwolf songs for local alcoholics. Yet despite living what for many humans would be a life of luxury and sloth, Joe believes he's in "distress", because his candidate lost an election two and a half years ago.

Someone needs to go there, rip that flag down, and spray paint the word "fat" on his garage door.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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it's hilarious that he's such a rah-rah freedoms guy but lives in an HOA area

"please sirs, I'd like to hang a little flag if possible, i'm following the rules as best i can"
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