Urban myths

[Jen_Tomlinson]

I lived in northern Colorado and the police would have events educating parents about the non existent gang threat. My mom went to one and learned that the 3d S thing kids drew in the 90s was a gang sign. She was all concerned about me.

The Stussy S

 

[Safka's Enticer]

The Holocaust

 

[captain_kamala]

I forget, were you in Greeley?

Loveland. Place sucks.

 

[Turk February]

I always believed smoking banana peels could get you high until I discovered Snopes.

 

[fusciasomething]

Loveland. Place sucks.

I grew up and live in Denver and I've never been to Loveland other than maybe once to play football (settle down Boomia, I'm embarrassed by this). How the fuck did you end up there?

 

[Dusty Dan]

I always believed smoking banana peels could get you high until I discovered Snopes

Yeah I tried that and nutmeg for the same reason. Neither worked (obviously).

 

[Turk February]

Yeah I tried that and nutmeg for the same reason. Neither worked (obviously).

Nutmeg can actually fuck you up though. The dosage is just super high and the effects suck. My friend Bailey got high on it and just said it was the worst experience of her life.

 

[Turk February]

Nutmeg can actually fuck you up though. The dosage is just super high and the effects suck. My friend Bailey got high on it and just said it was the worst experience of her life.

I remember messaging with her on MySpace at the time and she said something like "my life is over". Made me chuckle. I miss MySpace

 

[:sumaturry:]

Nutmeg can actually fuck you up though. The dosage is just super high and the effects suck. My friend Bailey got high on it and just said it was the worst experience of her life.

Nice dog name stupit Bailey

 

[Turk February]

Nice dog name stupit Bailey

She's the cross eye bitch who cucked me and got pregnant. Life rules.

 

[Guest]

Predates my era but the one that "if you jerk off, you'll grow hair on your palms" cracks me up.

There was a book called "The Big Book of Urban Legends" that they had in the Young Adult (weird pedo-y term now that I think about it) section at the library that had some crazy stories kids shouldn't be reading about illustrated in an R. Crumb style. Stuff like:

A couple goes to a motel for their anniversary and returns the following year to find the X-rated movie channel was showing footage of them having sex in that room the previous year.

A guy gets seduced by a woman and wakes up with "Welcome to the AIDS Club" written on the mirror.

Another guy gets seduced and drugged only to wake up in a bathtub filled with ice with some of his organs missing.

Pretty wild they had that in a section for middle schoolers.

They have the whole book online. I guess the libraries were already knee deep in degeneracy even before the drag queen crap. Can't believe I was reading this at that age. My parents must've just seen it was a comic book and thought it was ok.

[URL unfurl="true"]https://readallcomics.com/the-big-book-of-tpb-urban-legends[/URL]

This story stuck out the most. Meanwhile, it's pretty much impossible for a man to catch AIDS from a woman as far as I know.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

They have the whole book online. I guess the libraries were already knee deep in degeneracy even before the drag queen crap. Can't believe I was reading this at that age. My parents must've just seen it was a comic book and thought it was ok.

https://readallcomics.com/the-big-book-of-tpb-urban-legends

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This story stuck out the most. Meanwhile, it's pretty much impossible for a man to catch AIDS from a woman as far as I know.

Yeah. The biggest urban legend we were all taught in school was that straights could catch AIDS from normal penis-in-vagina heterosexual sex.

I mean, you technically can, but you have to be really, really unlucky. It was something like .02% if I remember right.

 

[Dusty Dan]

Nutmeg can actually fuck you up though. The dosage is just super high and the effects suck. My friend Bailey got high on it and just said it was the worst experience of her life.

That's cool to know. I wouldn't expect a nutmeg high to be anything but terrible. I probably put less than half a teaspoon into a rollie.

 

[:sumaturry:]

That's cool to know. I wouldn't expect a nutmeg high to be anything but terrible. I probably put less than half a teaspoon into a rollie.

@Turk February gets high on nutfag. That's why his hand is falling off

 

[LiberalPussy]

Yeah. The biggest urban legend we were all taught in school was that straights could catch AIDS from normal penis-in-vagina heterosexual sex.

I mean, you technically can, but you have to be really, really unlucky. It was something like .02% if I remember right.

The urban legend is true, only it’s always a faggot happily spreading his “gift”.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I remember this one, I heard about Chando Lear, Lemonjelo, Orangjelo and Air Wrecka.

Ladasha, but it's spelled La-a.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

My friend, a pretty smart guy in his 40s, told me the one about the dog sitter who had to dispose of the beloved pet after it died. So, she put it in a suitcase to bring it to the vet/pet crematorium. When she got on the subway, someone stole the suitcase and ran off.

I felt stupid for needing to tell him it was an urban legend.

 

[lil chud]

A guy gets seduced by a woman and wakes up with "Welcome to the AIDS Club" written on the mirror.

And I bet the dues are expensive too, I swear everyone is out to make a dollar nowadays.

 

[Turk February]

And I bet the dues are expensive too, I swear everyone is out to make a dollar nowadays.

Take it back or I'll cut your fucking throat. (No idea why I'm threatening. I just have carte blanche)

 

[lil chud]

Take it back or I'll cut your fucking throat. (No idea why I'm threatening. I just have carte blanche)

The only thing you need to cut is some weight fat boy. (Please tell me you're at least overweight)