Update on Malcolm in the Middle revival.

[Chive Turkey]

She's whiter than any Italians

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Skinny, cute, fakely diverse, you go Malcolm

Reminder that Anthony Cumia wouldn't fuck this.

 

[aRTie02150]

Reminder that Anthony Cumia wouldn't fuck this.

Yeah because she's missing a penis

 

[Voscabulary]

"She's attractive so it's okay they're forcing race mixing into all our childhood shows!"

francis was already shagging an eskimo in the original so it's whatever

 

[HeyItsVos]

"She's attractive so it's okay they're forcing race mixing into all our childhood shows!"

Yes?

 

[PickleRickle]

Looks like Meghan Markle before fame; good for Malcolm. You’re gay if you don’t think she’s attractive

I can't unsee the amerimutt in her. I'd still fuck, but she's mutted.

 

[Long Island Clan]

I hope they do the same stories with cool CGI effects. The Fresh Prince remake was awesome.

 

[Chapel]

Still whiter than Anthony.

Who isn’t?

 

[aRTie02150]

Who isn’t?

Manute Bol is the only one I can think of.

 

[Saddam Hussein]

francis was already shagging an eskimo in the original so it's whatever

He also hooks up with an African study abroad student

 

[AntSucks]

None of these revival shows revive a show that ended before its prime. People seem to have forgotten that they all had 2 or 3 mediocre seasons before the end.

Malcolm In the Middle was running out of steam in its final seasons. They ran out of stuff for Francis to do. It was already weird that a main character was 3000 miles away, and his only function was to give a B story so they couldn't overwork the child actors. They brought in a new baby in the later seasons, which is always sitcom death.

That 70s Show had 5 great seasons, and never survived all the cast changes.

I got bored of the X Files in Season 5. I didn't even know it had 10 seasons

What other revival shows we got?

 

[johnnynoname]

A black kid should be “Malcom”, and it can be called “Melanin in the middle”

 

[Cleo's Dad]

None of these revival shows revive a show that ended before its prime. People seem to have forgotten that they all had 2 or 3 mediocre seasons before the end.

Malcolm In the Middle was running out of steam in its final seasons. They ran out of stuff for Francis to do. It was already weird that a main character was 3000 miles away, and his only function was to give a B story so they couldn't overwork the child actors. They brought in a new baby in the later seasons, which is always sitcom death.

That 70s Show had 5 great seasons, and never survived all the cast changes.

I got bored of the X Files in Season 5. I didn't even know it had 10 seasons

What other revival shows we got?

That dog shit Arrested Development season on Netflix. Holy fuck was that unfunny

 

[johnnynoname]

………..I’m sorry

 

[Voscabulary]

He also hooks up with an African study abroad student

you’re right; that’s the same episode when the family beat up that gang of clowns at the batting cages. francis was a little fawkin coloniser

 

[nasty twp]

Tania Raymonde, the actress for Cynthia, grew up really pretty. The character was too good and mature for Malcolm, though.

They should have made him gay with Stevie

Given how crapsack and demented the MitM world seems to be, and how the character dynamics played out, Reese (I keep fighting to spell it 'Rhys', the way it ought to be) would have made as much if not more sense to end up with Malcolm in their adulthood. They developed a codependent and fairly insular relationship as teens, one that kept almost everyone else including their other brothers out.




Hayden Panettiere and Emma Stone were recurring guest stars in the original, hopefully one or both will pop back for a twenty second cameo.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Heh-heh, know what would be funny? If Hal was at someone's door and was all "I am the one who knocks" XD

Or maybe like he comes to the door with pizza and looks up at the roof!!

It'd be funny if Hal saw an RV driving past him and he does a double-take!!!!!!!

 

[LiberalPussy]

Malcom in the mooly. . .

. . . WADDLE DOODLE!

 

[Professor Consent]

francis was already shagging an eskimo in the original so it's whatever

Yeah but she was hot

 

[aRTie02150]

Yeah but she was hot

Agreed. I thought Piama was a babe.

 

[Professor Consent]

Agreed. I thought Piama was a babe.

I think the episode where they go to the family reunion, piama was wearing a tight short dress that made me want to fuck!