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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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He’s going hard for Biden today which I guess is his “job” now in hopes someone gives him a real one that pays actual money.
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Reminder - Brian is a “disabled” (says he has an invisible illness) bum that is on government assistance and even brags he is only able to afford food thanks to it. Brian - your LIFE is shit.
5 years ago gas was under $2, we weren’t allowing millions of illegals to cross the border and disappear in the interior, and we weren’t funding two wars.

It was better, stupid.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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5 years ago gas was under $2, we weren’t allowing millions of illegals to cross the border and disappear in the interior, and we weren’t funding two wars.

It was better, stupid.
Also for types like Pat nothing changed because they were bums under trump and now bums under Biden. Working people have had to suffer through inflation but Pat and his welfare buddies didn’t miss a beat. It’s like how lot of DNC type accounts are bragging about the current stock market records even though the market was flat for the first 3 1/2 years of the Biden adminstation. Also funny those types said the stock market performance doesn’t matter when Trump bragged about it but stocks are owned by the evil 1% or something stupid.
 

DominusOdium

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He’s going hard for Biden today which I guess is his “job” now in hopes someone gives him a real one that pays actual money.
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Reminder - Brian is a “disabled” (says he has an invisible illness) bum that is on government assistance and even brags he is only able to afford food thanks to it. Brian - your LIFE is shit.
A collection of childless losers, weirdos and bums all connected to each other in a human centipede of social media eating each other's shit and expelling it into the next mouth until it comes back around, convinced they are movers and shakers of the world.

A quick scan shows that Fat struggles to exceed 100 likes on his posts, occasionally gets around 200 and his views average 1k-2k. With 55k followers this is not great engagement and is VERY poor return on the hours and hundreds of posts every day he invests. He chases every topic, he reposts and quote tweets everyone he can that's trending, he calls public people rapists and murderers and terrorists and everything he can to get engagement. As stated in court filings he views this as essential and part of his job. And 150 people go "Oh cool. LIKE." on a successful post. Buy nothing. Pay him nothing. It leads to nothing. He has no influence. No politician on Earth has heard of him.

In fact, I imagine it has cost him any opportunity that arrived in 2017-18. When was he last paid for a political op Ed? He can't get in the paper for his ideas or writing so he settles on getting in for being the biggest victim he can. TV appearances dried up so he now gets on TV crying WHY US. The well is forever poisoned, not by us. By him. Doing a job nobody pays him for and nobody noticed.
 
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While alcoholism, shit food in gluttonous amounts, horrible genetics and stress-induced cortisol spikes are all the chief culprits, Rick's awful sleep patterns must also take some of the blame for his increasingly grotesque appearance. He doesn't seem to ever get more than a few hours a night.
 
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While alcoholism, shit food in gluttonous amounts, horrible genetics and stress-induced cortisol spikes are all the chief culprits, Rick's awful sleep patterns must also take some of the blame for his increasingly grotesque appearance. He doesn't seem to ever get more than a few hours a night.
He either has horrible apnea ridden sleep when he’s drunk or he has insomnia from the withdrawals the nights he isn’t drinking.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Pat is a young hip millennial!
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You’re old Pat - you turn 44 this year and have lots of grey / white hair on the sides of your head. Nobody believes your some big tough beer drinking sports fan in their 20s no matter how many times you were your head backwards like a douchebag.
 

Torque’sHeadBump

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The state of the union is tomorrow night so you know he’ll be drunk and ballwashing Biden as the greatest ever and looking to fight anyone that disagrees. What a life!
He’s already sucking those old nuts by the looks of his Twitter feed today. Simping Pat is one of the most detestable Pats
 

Jims_Maroon_Pants

Joe's Geek Squad Technician
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A collection of childless losers, weirdos and bums all connected to each other in a human centipede of social media eating each other's shit and expelling it into the next mouth until it comes back around, convinced they are movers and shakers of the world.

A quick scan shows that Fat struggles to exceed 100 likes on his posts, occasionally gets around 200 and his views average 1k-2k. With 55k followers this is not great engagement and is VERY poor return on the hours and hundreds of posts every day he invests. He chases every topic, he reposts and quote tweets everyone he can that's trending, he calls public people rapists and murderers and terrorists and everything he can to get engagement. As stated in court filings he views this as essential and part of his job. And 150 people go "Oh cool. LIKE." on a successful post. Buy nothing. Pay him nothing. It leads to nothing. He has no influence. No politician on Earth has heard of him.

In fact, I imagine it has cost him any opportunity that arrived in 2017-18. When was he last paid for a political op Ed? He can't get in the paper for his ideas or writing so he settles on getting in for being the biggest victim he can. TV appearances dried up so he now gets on TV crying WHY US. The well is forever poisoned, not by us. By him. Doing a job nobody pays him for and nobody noticed.
I wish I could brontosaurus rib this post
 
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