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🎥 Unveiling the Shocking Vandalism Attack on a Notorious Lolcow - The Patrick Tomlinson Saga (Part 12)

hammmburger

That is not how oopsie doodles works, atalker
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Over 50 comments in about two hours, not bad not bad. Kinda wish you went harder at Pat, though I know you're trying to cover it as impartially as possible, but everyone knows it's him. His stories always stink worse than his wife.

The vandal also had glasses on. Pat used to wear glasses.
We know he didn't get Lasik, if he did he'd brag about it (plus he's poor) so he wears contacts and wears glasses on nights he takes the contacts out (every night for routine dailies, up to weekly for some disposables IIUC). It was 1.37am or whatever the fuck, so it's plausible he'd have had his glasses on.
 

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Might also be worth mentioning the guy who vandalized the trump tile does not have the same handwriting as the fat guy who vandalized the house and bike.

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Another excellent video. The 30 seconds (32 seconds for Fatso) of video has never made any sense. Security cameras and dash cams might take 30 chunks of video, but it is a continuous recording that is broken into 30 pieces for ease of downloading later, and this duration is usually a setting on the system itself. No security system would activate via motion sensor, record only 30 seconds of video, then turn off completely. Not even whatever cheapo POS system Pat would buy.

One other thing not mentioned in this video is that no vandal, especially one who (according to Pat) trespassed repeatedly to get the layout of the property, would access his motorcycle via the front/Oakland Ave. They would access via Belleview and the alley. See below for how preposterous this is, with the route of the "vandal" shown in red and the much more covert route in yellow:

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Via N Oakland Ave (a very busy street) puts you in front of the house, walking along the side, then all along the back. Via the sidestreet/alley, you could just walk up, vandalize to your heart's content, and keep on walking down the alley with no one seeing you. His whole story is absurd and ridiculous.
No so , enjoy prison.


I did actually look into this at the time and there was a very shitty adt camera that did only record 30 seconds at a time. This may be the 1/10,000 times he's not loiying



Once the 30 second clip is recorded, it takes several minutes before another 30 second clip can be recorded due to motion.

This is a very old camera, so it was difficult to find out how it works. The best I could do was piece together some information about it. It seems like the camera didn't have any writable storage, so the hardware i'm guessing was all ROM. It could keep 30 second of footage in memory then had to save that to the cloud, then it could record another 30 seconds etc. So there's a huge gap between uploads.
 

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No so , enjoy prison.


I did actually look into this at the time and there was a very shitty adt camera that did only record 30 seconds at a time. This may be the 1/10,000 times he's not loiying





This is a very old camera, so it was difficult to find out how it works. The best I could do was piece together some information about it. It seems like the camera didn't have any writable storage, so the hardware i'm guessing was all ROM. It could keep 30 second of footage in memory then had to save that to the cloud, then it could record another 30 seconds etc. So there's a huge gap between uploads.
Wyze cameras do this as well. You get continuous cloud recordings by paying for the service, but the basic free service records a short amount when first triggered by motion, then requires a “cool down” period before it will record another event.
 

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Wyze cameras do this as well. You get continuous cloud recordings by paying for the service, but the basic free service records a short amount when first triggered by motion, then requires a “cool down” period before it will record another event.
I’ve got those, just put in a 32gb microSD and you get 10 days or so before it restarts
 

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Another banger episode, Pig is such a bad liar. I completely forgot about long (and fat) winded answer filled with uncomfortable pauses and multiple urmmmms, didn’t he say at one point the MPD dusted for fingerprints?

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The vandal wasn't wearing glasses- and I don't think they were Converse. And Patrick, that's exactly you in the video. Or atleast it was before you gained about 50 pounds in the last 2 years.
 

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No so , enjoy prison.


I did actually look into this at the time and there was a very shitty adt camera that did only record 30 seconds at a time. This may be the 1/10,000 times he's not loiying





This is a very old camera, so it was difficult to find out how it works. The best I could do was piece together some information about it. It seems like the camera didn't have any writable storage, so the hardware i'm guessing was all ROM. It could keep 30 second of footage in memory then had to save that to the cloud, then it could record another 30 seconds etc. So there's a huge gap between uploads.
Him using a security camera that retarded proves he isn't taking this fake stuff seriously
 

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We know he didn't get Lasik, if he did he'd brag about it (plus he's poor) so he wears contacts and wears glasses on nights he takes the contacts out (every night for routine dailies, up to weekly for some disposables IIUC). It was 1.37am or whatever the fuck, so it's plausible he'd have had his glasses on.
He wears contacts during the day and I bet he uses glasses on occasions. Like running out to the car late at night.

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No so , enjoy prison.


I did actually look into this at the time and there was a very shitty adt camera that did only record 30 seconds at a time. This may be the 1/10,000 times he's not loiying





This is a very old camera, so it was difficult to find out how it works. The best I could do was piece together some information about it. It seems like the camera didn't have any writable storage, so the hardware i'm guessing was all ROM. It could keep 30 second of footage in memory then had to save that to the cloud, then it could record another 30 seconds etc. So there's a huge gap between uploads.
lmao I didn't realize cameras that shitty existed. How do you not immediately return it after realizing it only records 30 seconds of video? Amazon is flooded with better options.
 

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lmao I didn't realize cameras that shitty existed. How do you not immediately return it after realizing it only records 30 seconds of video? Amazon is flooded with better options.
adt sales guy probably started talking all this jargon and beta (stealthygeek) pat got all flustered and had to pretend he knew what the guy was talking about.
 

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Wyze cameras do this as well. You get continuous cloud recordings by paying for the service, but the basic free service records a short amount when first triggered by motion, then requires a “cool down” period before it will record another event.
i hear the wyzzz cameras automatically turn themselves on when it detects screaming
 
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