🎥 Unveiling the Shocking Vandalism Attack on a Notorious Lolcow - The Patrick Tomlinson Saga (Part 12)

[Daddy Warbucks]

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Porsalin is a dick sucking faggot

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Daddy Warbucks is funster of the year.

 

[RobertMewler]

"Oh, Mr. Tomlinson... just one more thing.. why did you tell a troll that the object in the vandal's mouth was "just a penlight" when he said headlamp? Were you just.. 'correcting the record' as you like to say? How would you know exactly what the object was?"

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Porsalin just needs to can whatever he's made by this point and forget about it

 

[Coonskin]

Hell yeah

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Big fawkin fan of da CWC

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Another banger episode, Pig is such a bad liar. I completely forgot about long (and fat) winded answer filled with uncomfortable pauses and multiple urmmmms, didn’t he say at one point the MPD dusted for fingerprints?

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Nice Michael Richards reference and Bernell teaser, stupid.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Another excellent video. The 30 seconds (32 seconds for Fatso) of video has never made any sense. Security cameras and dash cams might take 30 chunks of video, but it is a continuous recording that is broken into 30 pieces for ease of downloading later, and this duration is usually a setting on the system itself. No security system would activate via motion sensor, record only 30 seconds of video, then turn off completely. Not even whatever cheapo POS system Pat would buy.

One other thing not mentioned in this video is that no vandal, especially one who (according to Pat) trespassed repeatedly to get the layout of the property, would access his motorcycle via the front/Oakland Ave. They would access via Belleview and the alley. See below for how preposterous this is, with the route of the "vandal" shown in red and the much more covert route in yellow:

Via N Oakland Ave (a very busy street) puts you in front of the house, walking along the side, then all along the back. Via the sidestreet/alley, you could just walk up, vandalize to your heart's content, and keep on walking down the alley with no one seeing you. His whole story is absurd and ridiculous.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Hell yeah

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Literally the face of my friend's dad a couple months before he died at the age of 45 from a massive heart attack.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

"Oh, Mr. Tomlinson... just one more thing.. why did you tell a troll that the object in the vandal's mouth was "just a penlight" when he said headlamp? Were you just.. 'correcting the record' as you like to say? How would you know exactly what the object was?"

"Men" who use the term womanly "gaslight" disgust me.

 

[Roslyn Vampire]

Interesting tidbit that Fatrick claims that his security camera only records 30 seconds at a time but the clip is 32 seconds.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Another excellent video. The 30 seconds (32 seconds for Fatso) of video has never made any sense. Security cameras and dash cams might take 30 chunks of video, but it is a continuous recording that is broken into 30 pieces for ease of downloading later, and this duration is usually a setting on the system itself. No security system would activate via motion sensor, record only 30 seconds of video, then turn off completely. Not even whatever cheapo POS system Pat would buy.

One other thing not mentioned in this video is that no vandal, especially one who (according to Pat) trespassed repeatedly to get the layout of the property, would access his motorcycle via the front/Oakland Ave. They would access via Belleview and the alley. See below for how preposterous this is, with the route of the "vandal" shown in red and the much more covert route in yellow:

Via N Oakland Ave (a very busy street) puts you in front of the house, walking along the side, then all along the back. Via the sidestreet/alley, you could just walk up, vandalize to your heart's content, and keep on walking down the alley with no one seeing you. His whole story is absurd and ridiculous.

Ironic that part of marathoner genius Fatrick's lie falls apart just cause the he was too dumb and fat to walk the long way to his alley

 

[PorqueDealer]

Not only did they not react to the light
At no point did the vandal ever look around to make sure they were not being seen by anyone.
Never looked up at any of the windows after the light come on
didn't look up or down the public alley before they were about to "commit a criminal act".

Vandal checklist
Felt Marker
Ballpoint Pen
Pen light
Flash light
Phone (be sure to use it while committing acts of vandalism)

 

[BrotherMan1488]

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Porsalin is a dick sucking faggot

Chop Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Udders]

Over 50 comments in about two hours, not bad not bad. Kinda wish you went harder at Pat, though I know you're trying to cover it as impartially as possible, but everyone knows it's him. His stories always stink worse than his wife.

The vandal also had glasses on. Pat used to wear glasses.

 

[RickReternal]

Another banger episode, Pig is such a bad liar. I completely forgot about long (and fat) winded answer filled with uncomfortable pauses and multiple urmmmms, didn’t he say at one point the MPD dusted for fingerprints?

He deserves a minitase every time he mentions his wife.

 

[DominusOdium]

Another banger episode, Pig is such a bad liar. I completely forgot about long (and fat) winded answer filled with uncomfortable pauses and multiple urmmmms, didn’t he say at one point the MPD dusted for fingerprints?

Out of curioisty did anybody check his Twitter on that date and time because if he was awake I doubt he could avoid posting. Also be interested to see if there was a gap around 1:37

 

[Rodeo Clown]

Yes stalkers graduated from vandalism with magic markers to death by cop and never again returned vandalism, like keying his car, breaking windows, or something that would cost him money to fix. His whole premise shows how uncreative he is.