Unsolved fat mystery: where did pat and Niki meet?

[TorqueWheeler]

Although Im sure it's a lie, he claims he waited 3 hours for that autograph. What kind of whore gets turned on by an autograph?

Maybe Im just old fashioned, but if a woman is willing to fuck you on the first date, then she isn't wife material.

Yesterday he claimed he'd spoken to Gaiman "many times" despite this 3 hour wait to get his name written on a book less than 5 years ago.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Can I piggyback on this thread? Here's another fat mystery: where are the rest of the wedding photos?

Jason Hillman, one of Pig's old open mic peers, who is also a wedding photographer, has a couple of sample shots on his IG:

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The only pics I've seen from his wedding are the 2 DeLorean shots, and the notorious amateur shot with Lynn sitting on the metal stool.

I don't think he took any of those pictures, but even if he took all three, he only took five pictures? Did the rest get held back for some reason? #PayHillman?

First and only evidence of Niki looking happy in Pig's presence.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

First and only evidence of Niki looking happy in Pig's presence.

The priest was doing his tight five. Everyone (except Pat) was cracking up when he said:

"I'd ask why you're not wearing traditional white, but I'm pretty sure every guy in here already has first hand knowledge: including me!"

 

[BoomerSperg]

Didn't he brag once about her being a one night stand he took home from a bar drunk. I seem to vaguely remember him insulting her with this while trying to own the stlaker childs on twitter.

Anyways now that I've said it I definitely believe it's true.

 

[Meownaw]

FatHarmony.com

Oh, wait!

Ashley Mastodon

Plenty of whales

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

The way they cut him out of the Christmas card pic will never not rib me.

Three people more important to The Robinsons than Patrick S. Tomlinson:

All kidding aside, someone went to the trouble to cut Mr. Manchild out of the photo but not three random strangers? It would have been super easy to get rid of them too, and still have a decent shot of all the people deemed family.

And he wasn't even completely removed. They subtly left just enough of him there so you could tell that someone was intentionally removed from the photo. 100% passive aggressive behavior.

Hopefully no one has ever pointed this out to Patrick. He's...a little sensitive.

Edit - Just to prove my point, see how easy that would've been:

Only family faces, child. But they went out of their way to make sure you could tell Pat had been cut out of the frame. HAHA, ho-lee shit!

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

Three people more important to The Robinsons than Patrick S. Tomlinson:

All kidding aside, someone went to the trouble to cut Mr. Manchild out of the photo but not three random strangers? It would have been super easy to get rid of them too, and still have a decent shot of all the people deemed family.

And he wasn't even completely removed. They subtly left just enough of him there so you could tell that someone was intentionally removed from the photo. 100% passive aggressive behavior.

Hopefully no one has ever pointed this out to Patrick. He's...a little sensitive.

Edit - Just to prove my point, see how easy that would've been:

Only family faces, child. But they went out of their way to make sure you could tell Pat had been cut out of the frame. HAHA, ho-lee shit!

Charlie gives The same speech every holiday meal: sure we bust each others balls here tonight, but I go way back, I just wanted to say in Light of recent humiliations, that it’s an honor to be surrounded by gainfully employed tax paying adults. And not by faggot ass corn holin’ lazy layabout couch cushion farting cocksuckers like married my sister. He’s a disgrace! He should fucking die!

 

[RoTheHo69]

Yesterday he claimed he'd spoken to Gaiman "many times" despite this 3 hour wait to get his name written on a book less than 5 years ago.

Everytime pat hears Neil's name he kneels.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Everytime pat hears Neil's name he kneels.

He must have loved it when Neil liked this tweet making fun of Pat.

 

[guest]

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Nice kd lang wedding officiant, stupid. Is this one of the infamous roller derby lesbians Pat claims to know? The two dykes are laughing it up thinking of their late night clam-bash later while Rick is daydreaming about pie. Whole thing makes me sick.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I don't think he took any of those pictures, but even if he took all three, he only took five pictures? Did the rest get held back for some reason?

I’d guess Pat and Niki looked at the 300 proofs and decided to purchase only five photos. It’s not like they married for love or anything.

Crossfit

More like Crossfat.

 

[eggfeller]

wh

Three people more important to The Robinsons than Patrick S. Tomlinson:

All kidding aside, someone went to the trouble to cut Mr. Manchild out of the photo but not three random strangers? It would have been super easy to get rid of them too, and still have a decent shot of all the people deemed family.

And he wasn't even completely removed. They subtly left just enough of him there so you could tell that someone was intentionally removed from the photo. 100% passive aggressive behavior.

Hopefully no one has ever pointed this out to Patrick. He's...a little sensitive.

Edit - Just to prove my point, see how easy that would've been:

Only family faces, child. But they went out of their way to make sure you could tell Pat had been cut out of the frame. HAHA, ho-lee shit!

where the fuck was this picture even taken? looks like some shitty indoor flea market. nice setting for a family photo, idiots

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

wh

where the fuck was this picture even taken? looks like some shitty indoor flea market. nice setting for a family photo, idiots

Swap meet photo shoot proves they’ve got more in common with trashy Pat than they’d like to admit.

Just to be clear: They actually cut him out of the family holiday greeting, correct?

 

[eggfeller]

Swap meet photo shoot proves they’ve got more in common with trashy Pat than they’d like to admit.

Just to be clear: They actually cut him out of the family holiday greeting, correct?

yeah i’m 99% sure. it was a lynne executive decision

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

What gets me is that both Niki and her mother present as obvious lesbians at best. Lynne looks like a straight up trans man. I’d love to know how this family got so screwed up.