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He has told everyone where they first had sex, but not where they met. It has to be somewhere embarrassing or controversial.
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At the Convention when he waited in line for Neil Gaimans autograph for her. He thought he was gonna get a one night stand, but like the only sleeps with women he loves sap he is, he fell in love with her (probably because he knew deep down this was the only woman who would willingly fuck him).
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In line at a KFC. They were “getting their bucket on” for different reasons but, fate is a beautiful thing.
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She was probably friends with some hot girl he fatly pursued
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Neil Gayman.
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Although Im sure it's a lie, he claims he waited 3 hours for that autograph. What kind of whore gets turned on by an autograph?
Maybe Im just old fashioned, but if a woman is willing to fuck you on the first date, then she isn't wife material.
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If that's true, how pathetic. Gaiman cheated on his wife with that overrated broad he's married to now. Amanda Palmer screwed hundreds of musicians and stagehands out of hundreds of thousands from the E-Begging money she raised and kept mostly for herself for her ventures.
Typical usury Jew behavior.
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God did Niki lose the gene lottery or what. Charlie and Toni both look fairly attractive for Midwest farmhand stock. But Niki, good god, she’s a twin of old fat daddy Roy there. Face like a Bloodhound. Teeth like an orangutan.
Multiple choice
Roy was in a wheelchair
A. Because he’s a lazy fat grifter
B. Because hes faking that broken foot for workman’s comp (although he seems to have never held a real job, since the only memory of Daddy working is that he had an “eraser incident” running a school store)
C. Because his boyfriend ripped his asshole so hard the night before he couldn’t fucking walk
D. Because having you daughter date Piggy speeds up your will to fall apart and die quickly
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Patricks Hoor (Said like Frank says it in It’s always sunny) wife got hot and bothered over a second rate Fantasy authors autograph in a shitty book she owned. Oooohhhhhhh! What a fucking hoor!
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My guess has always been she was friends with that one couple they're sometimes pictured with who look relatively normal. By normal I mean they're not fat and offensively ugly.
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Jen Huber and her cuck neckbeard Husband? I wanna say his name is Anthony because he’s a ginger like the Anthony Huber faggot Rittenhouse offed.
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Well it definitely wasn't a job fair or a shower
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they all aged so well (sans nikki)
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Can I piggyback on this thread? Here's another fat mystery: where are the rest of the wedding photos?
Jason Hillman, one of Pig's old open mic peers, who is also a wedding photographer, has a couple of sample shots on his IG:
The only pics I've seen from his wedding are the 2 DeLorean shots, and the notorious amateur shot with Lynn sitting on the metal stool.
I don't think he took any of those pictures, but even if he took all three, he only took five pictures? Did the rest get held back for some reason? #PayHillman?
Jason Hillman, one of Pig's old open mic peers, who is also a wedding photographer, has a couple of sample shots on his IG:
The only pics I've seen from his wedding are the 2 DeLorean shots, and the notorious amateur shot with Lynn sitting on the metal stool.
I don't think he took any of those pictures, but even if he took all three, he only took five pictures? Did the rest get held back for some reason? #PayHillman?
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Treat yoself.