Unemployed pedophile Joe Cumia posts about eggs

[TorquieTwoBeers]

• imagine not being able to buy a dozen eggs without making it into a social media post
• why is he eating off of paper plates at home?
• he saw eggs for $8 a dozen and "was curious why they were so expensive". Instead of asking someone, he bought them, inadvertently solving the mystery of why they're so expensive (answer: because rubes like Joe will buy them)
• there's a Shop Rite literally around the corner from Uncle Giuseppe's and they have Cage Free eggs (vegetarian fed, no growth hormones, no antibiotics) for $3.99: https://www.shoprite.com/sm/pickup/...-extra-large-12-count-27-oz-id-00041190474004

 

[satanssockpuppet]

there's a Shop Rite literally around the corner from Uncle Giuseppe's and they have Cage Free eggs (vegetarian fed, no growth hormones, no antibiotics) for $3.99

Superstar Joe can't go slumming at trashy Shop Rite like some sort of mere commoner. His social media followers might grow concerned, and wonder if Joe was having money troubles if he stopped frequenting the glamorous dago specialty supermarket, and Joe can't have that. Otherwise, how would they know how swell he's "doing"? You might as well ask him to stop playing poker in AC, or refrain from buying more guitars.

 

[captainjapan]

OMELETTES IN DISTRESS. Shop Rite is having their can can sale Joe, go pick some up so the sea hag can throw a can of potatoes at your giant moo cow head

 

[RedHeadpw2]

Nice eating off the same dish you scrambled the raw eggs in, stupid.

Bowl (see shadow), then matching plate, eagle eyes. Punchin' out.

 

[DooDooBrown]

Superstar Joe can't go slumming at trashy Shop Rite like some sort of mere commoner. His social media followers might grow concerned, and wonder if Joe was having money troubles if he stopped frequenting the glamorous dago specialty supermarket, and Joe can't have that. Otherwise, how would they know how swell he's "doing"? You might as well ask him to stop playing poker in AC, or refrain from buying more guitars.

A celebrity like Joe can’t just go walking around a grocery store like some civilian. He’d be signing ten autographs an aisle, taking photos, who has time for that? Better to pay $30 for his ginger ale and pretzels and be able to shop in peace.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

So if nobody else eats eggs, all four of those were for him? Nice diet, stupit.

 

[Chive Turkey]

he has to shop at Uncle Giuseppe's to get his speciality eyetalian items like mooz-a-rell and gabbagool and whatever the fuck.

That would at least make some degree of sense, but he doesn't though. He just buys mass produced crap like soda and pretzels you can buy anywhere else, but are sold at a significant markup at Uncle GiuH's.

 

[TorpidSloth]

He paid 8 bucks for 12 eggs? What the fuck. And those eggs look like every egg I buy, what's the difference?

The difference is that egg farmers feed a bunch of their battery hens beta carotene, which makes their yolks a rich orange colour. They then sell them to rubes like Joe as "free-range organic" for 8 bucks a dozen.

We have friends who have chickens that are "free-range" (allowed to walk outside) and eat "organic" (worms and grubs, as well as the cornmeal etc they're fed). They give us eggs quite often. Do they taste better than supermarket ones? Yes, a bit, but then maybe it's the power of suggestion because you know they're raised differently and want to notice a difference. It's not like a completely different food or anything. And some of their yolks are pale yellow, some orange, some almost red. It just reflects what they ate.

Tl;dr - Joe is a mark.

 

[JasperB]

Bowl (see shadow), then matching plate, eagle eyes. Punchin' out.

Ya know what, I think you just might be right…boy do I have an egg on my face!

 

[diabeetus]

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Why the knife? You can cut eggs with the edge of a fork, stupid.

 

[lowend73]

A disgusting, slovenly man

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Joe doesn’t care, not his money, Nana cash

 

[lowend73]

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Those couple things were mini cans of ginger ale, and a bag of airless pretzels to stuff in his fat maw

 

[BUBBLER]

He paid 8 bucks for 12 eggs? What the fuck. And those eggs look like every egg I buy, what's the difference?

You can get a dozen higher quality ones from the farmers market for $7 fucking nigger

 

[satanssockpuppet]

He's not a cook, or a foodie fag. It's just a case of his nine daily meals being a really big deal to him, as he has nothing else of note to do every day. The guy cooks some eggs and starts taking photos, like he just prepared a whole lamb stuffed with duck, morels and saffron. Only a sluggardly bum like Joe has the time and energy to find reasons to whine about his lunch.

 

[DooDooBrown]

You can get a dozen higher quality ones from the farmers market for $7 fucking nigger

Buskers aren’t allowed to take food from the market when they’re on the clock. Joe needs to bring a Pringles can in to sneak those eggs out.

 

[Agent Smith]

what's the difference?

retards are easily taken advantage of

 

[VibratingAnalEgg]

"And then he said 'I'm Anthony's Cumia's brother, does anyone have anything to say to me?'"

 

[PogromStallone]

You can get a dozen higher quality ones from the farmers market for $7 fucking nigger

Has Joe ever said anything about Farmer's Market? Something tells me he'd dismiss it as price gouging leftist bullshit.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He can get those same eggs for at least $2 cheaper but he will use his inflated price as an example of the DEI hires and Biden failing. When he is just a sucker and a fool with his money.