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I can't wait for this retard to tell people to vote in 2026.
"IT WILL BE THE LAST TIME WE CAN VOTE FOR OUR GOVERNORS!!!"
"IT WILL BE THE LAST TIME WE CAN VOTE FOR OUR GOVERNORS!!!"
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Dan, comment?Why would you line a diaper with parchment? The metaphor is wiping your ass with something. If you're wearing a diaper, you don't gain anything from this.
They're going to weaponize the judicial system and NO not like the Democrats were doing!!!Dan, comment?
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Didn't Jan 6 prove they can already do that? Or is that different?
Especially since it's coming from a woman.Pat won’t like this
Funny because Pat has done neither of those things - his “activism” is tweeting all day from the fart couch. He doesn’t even volunteer to work polling places.Dan, comment?
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Didn't Jan 6 prove they can already do that? Or is that different?
What’s his retarded response to this? “No, stlaker. My marriage will neveR undergo a divorce. ThaT will noT occuR.”I can’t see Niki staying with him much longer - he now will refuse to work for the next 4 years because he’s “fighting the good fight” on twitter all day
Oh my goodness, he's literally spiraling into madness. Fantasizing about all the awful things Trump will do and then tweeting every last one. All sorts of likes and retweets, the most attention he's gotten in a very long while.
You know he's refreshing twitter constantly - 15 more likes! 8 more likes! 12 more likes and 3 more retweets! Trump's gonna build torture chambers where you spend 24 hours a day in agonizing torture. 34 more likes!
Can you imagine all the guarantees and promises of kamala winning he was feeding her with his bias polls leaning left. Then it ends up being a blowout the opposite direction . Maybe she will realize she is married to an idiot.I can’t see Niki staying with him much longer - he now will refuse to work for the next 4 years because he’s “fighting the good fight” on twitter all day
Can you imagine all the guarantees and promises of kamala winning he was feeding her with his bias polls leaning left. Then it ends up being a blowout the opposite direction . Maybe she will realize she is married to an idiot.
And now she has to put up with pat being extra cranky for another 4 years. Between trump and his trolls, their marriage has been in distress the whole time. It must be miserable. Trolls for going on 7 years and and trump for 8. They have been together for what, 10 years maybe? Most women would have cut their losses but since she is the bread winner she would have to pay pat alimony so she is held hostage.She's probably heard if all before, just replace drumpf with quasi
or BDA
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I can't think of one smart decision he has ever made other than keeping e/audio rights to his books which was likely his agents idea.
Been together since October 2011And now she has to put up with pat being extra cranky for another 4 years. Between trump and his trolls, their marriage has been in distress the whole time. It must be miserable. Trolls for going on 7 years and and trump for 8. They have been together for what, 10 years maybe? Most women would have cut their losses but since she is the bread winner she would have to pay pat alimony so she is held hostage.
Sure, I’ll go ahead and risk going to prison for the rest of my life because a fat, unemployed social media superuser who tells his own toilet it’s going to prison fatly said I should.The world is ending, child
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The hovel is a money pit anyway. Trump would never want itHe’s not well
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He can fill it with the Russian super soldiers Elon is developing to show up at the inauguration.The hovel is a money pit anyway. Trump would never want it
This person doesn't exist, but let's say there was a naive recent college grad who just started working for the FBI or CIA and saw this tweet and decided to start downloading and saving agency materials against protocol. They get caught, lose their security clearance and ruin their career. Would Pat feel empathy for this individual?The world is ending, child
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Like the liberal Canadians did to the conservative truckers up there during Covid?He’s not well
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No. Narcissists are unable.This person doesn't exist, but let's say there was a naive recent college grad who just started working for the FBI or CIA and saw this tweet and decided to start downloading and saving agency materials against protocol. They get caught, lose their security clearance and ruin their career. Would Pat feel empathy for this individual?
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