Underrated Christmas Movie picks

[Turk February]

You were born in Russia, you're a long lost Russian Princess like Anastasia. I will always be the boss of Canada.

Don't tell them I used to be a girl. This place doesn't like the trans community.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

(BTW @NoBacon, if any of this is too "mean-spirited" for you, feel free to just cover your eyes and wait for the firemen (actual adults btw) to come and carry you out)

Now just bear with me on this one, but I'm gonna say Die Hard, because if you think about it, it's really a Christmas movie, even though it's mostly known for being an 80's action movie classic.

Extra credit/ insane difficulty level: Gremlins. Bet y'all didn't even think of that LOL

I think the banana lady commercials are Christmas too!

Faggot

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think the banana lady commercials are Christmas too!

Faggot

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Carmen Miranda. She was in a movie with Groucho Marx called Copacabana

 

[Cptbaldopie]

Leathal weapon 2

 

[johnnynoname]

all of those 100s of shitty hallmark-esque girl movies that exist are apparently worth watching to the majority of females

those movies are "in" on the fact that they follow that formula, though

it's all very tongue in cheek

 

[We Have Everything]

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Ayyo, murry Kwanzaa, nigga



Because it's Black Christmas... Not my finest work.

 

[We Have Everything]

Ayyo, murry Kwanzaa, nigga



Because it's Black Christmas... Not my finest work.

I like watching this and thinking..."imagine if Toronto was in the USA?" (cuz this was filmed in Toronto).

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

Can you believe the faggots at rotten tomatoes have “elf” ranked higher than the Alastair Sim Christmas carol? Elf. Absolute shit.

I’m guessing @chiquita banana was a HUGe will Ferrell fan before he did that weird shit with the tranny and anth tweeted about it

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I like watching this and thinking..."imagine if Toronto was in the USA?" (cuz this was filmed in Toronto).

There's some action movie with DMX in it and I remember there being a car chase where you can see the CN Tower.

 

[We Have Everything]

There's some action movie with DMX in it and I remember there being a car chase where you can see the CN Tower.

Was it the one with Jet Li? LOL

btw, idk why I haven't thought of DMX in a while, but remembering him made me smile...RIP

lol:

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Was it the one with Jet Li? LOL

btw, idk why I haven't thought of DMX in a while, but remembering him made me smile...RIP

lol:

That was Cradle 2 The Grave. The one I'm thinking of was Exit Wounds, which also had fat Seagal in it. And Tom Arnold. Everybody loves Tom Arnold.

I just looked it up and they filmed in Toronto and Hamilton. They killed a stuntman in Hamilton lol. The movie is set in Detroit.

 

[FingerofGod]

Fanny and Alexander, technically a tv show tho.

 

[Nigger John]

Ever see that Dudley Moore Santa movie? Jesus Christ that’s like watching paint dry.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

In silent night, deadly night you see this one girls tits and then he picks her up and impales her on a set of deer antlers.

 

[EraGodless]

March of the Wooden Soldiers (Babes in Toyland. It's even funnier when you realize that Mr. Barnaby is supposed to be a greedy Jew (redundant).

 

[NigelCumia]

A bank teller (Elliott Gould) skims $50,000 for himself during a robbery, and a Santa Claus crook (Christopher Plummer) wants it back.

 

[RoTheHo69]

 

[DMbA]

End of Evangelion

 

[Cartoon Redux]

In silent night, deadly night you see this one girls tits and then he picks her up and impales her on a set of deer antlers.

Every gay ass horror movie: "Oh, look at her TITS! Now she's DEAD!"

What's the appeal? People who are fans of this shit are immature at best and mentally ill at worst.