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To be fair, she probably did suggest another take and piggy gave her a no child and that he gets everything perfect in one take. Also, an “unboxing” doesn’t really apply to a paperback book. If you’ve already seen the cover there’s nothing to “unbox”. He fucks up even the simplest online trends.Nice extra small shirt fat tits. If you can't lift your arms without exposing your FAT gut, then your shirt is way too small.
haha. I just made fun of him in his stand up comic thread for messing up easy sentences and of course he does it again right here. He can NEVER go one or two sentences without completely fucking up the words. He's like a fatter Brendan Schaub. "My new book geish crashers". Good job messing up the title of your own book. He just panics whenever he is being filmed and this shit happens. Also remember the court "Patrick Thomas, oops".
If his lesbian roommate had any brains she would have told him to start over. It's right at the beginning. Why not just start over? OH that's right, because he's a lazy fat fuck.
if i have to pick one it would be this, sausage look maxing, milky white spit on the both corner of his mouf, awful humour, bad lighting that makes him looks like a corpse
He shouldn't have fucked with the VipersThis was Pat as cuntiest and most smug. He had just published his second book under Tor, a huge publisher, was still riding high off that advance, had a modest VERIFIED Twitter account.
Just 2 short months later he'd be brought back to reality.
Isn't an unboxing supposed to be when your fans send you gifts? When you receive a box from your publisher that says New Titles on it and you know (not strongly suspect, but know, as it's fucking obvious) what's inside, the entire pretense of an unboxing video is unnecessary.. If you’ve already seen the cover there’s nothing to “unbox”. He fucks up even the simplest online trends.
"W-We're with the SFWA!"He shouldn't have fucked with the Vipers
The “unboxing” videos have I seen are related to either special editions of vinyl albums (special artwork, poster / stickers / guitar picks included etc, special color vinyl etc) or a box set of something (movie, game, etc) that includes extras like I said for an album. It’s obviously for visual reasons but a book the only visual part is the cover - the rest is just words printed on pages. There’s no reason to do an unboxing if people have already seen the cover and it’s only meant for one product - not a box of books that are all the same.Isn't an unboxing supposed to be when your fans send you gifts? When you receive a box from your publisher that says New Titles on it and you know (not strongly suspect, but know, as it's fucking obvious) what's inside, the entire pretense of an unboxing video is unnecessary.
Why not just say, "Hey my new books are here, check this out?" Because he had to do it in an unboxing format because that's what he saw other people doing. He's so insecure that he'd rather copy someone else even if it doesn't apply to him. It makes no sense.
The “unboxing” videos have I seen are related to either special editions of vinyl albums (special artwork, poster / stickers / guitar picks included etc, special color vinyl etc) or a box set of something (movie, game, etc) that includes extras like I said for an album. It’s obviously for visual reasons but a book the only visual part is the cover - the rest is just words printed on pages. There’s no reason to do an unboxing if people have already seen the cover and it’s only meant for one product - not a box of books that are all the same.
He fucks everything up.
Hey! Hey! You’re a cobra. Act like one.He shouldn't have fucked with the Vipers
The books were in a box. And he removed one. How would you unbox a book, character?To be fair, she probably did suggest another take and piggy gave her a no child and that he gets everything perfect in one take. Also, an “unboxing” doesn’t really apply to a paperback book. If you’ve already seen the cover there’s nothing to “unbox”. He fucks up even the simplest online trends.
Totally fucked up 10 seconds in and still didn't think it was worth doing it again before he got the box open. What a fucking retard.Cut. Perfect. Print it.
No need for another take.
And his Elon Musk is Full of Shit presentation.Still waiting on that promised unboxing video for in the black...
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