Underrated awful Fatrick video

[guest]

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0:10 "Gashe Crashers"

037: "Gay Crashers"

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I love that his lizard is now deceased

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Says to find him on Twitter and "tell me what you thought"

A little while later:

John does 1-60

He also cuts that box open like a bitch thats afraid of his knife. Isn't he a trained knife fighter?

In closing, he's fat

 

[TheStinkySomali]

How great would it be if that lizard bit into the side of his fat neck.

 

[NIGGER_ANNIHILATOR_1488]

 

[The Talking Dead]

His mannerisms and way of speaking are so fucking gay. Even if he isn't an actual cock sucker and does like women, he's still one of the most weirdly effeminate guys I've seen. Hilarious that he thinks of himself as being a threatening actual tough guy.

 

[DMbA]

if i have to pick one it would be this, sausage look maxing, milky white spit on the both corner of his mouf, awful humour, bad lighting that makes him looks like a corpse

 

[The Talking Dead]

if i have to pick one it would be this, sausage look maxing, milky white spit on the both corner of his mouf, awful humour, bad lighting that makes him looks like a corpse

It's so fucking funny that he tried to pull off the frat boy look and lifestyle in his early 30s. Adrienne truly broke his brain when she left him. At least 10 years down the line, he pulls off the fat boy look pretty well, am I right??

 

[CompoundBasement]

0:10 "Gashe Crashers"

037: "Gay Crashers"

Get a fucking tripod. It's like watching Blair Witch Project except extremely gay and extremely boring.

 

[CompoundBasement]

if i have to pick one it would be this, sausage look maxing, milky white spit on the both corner of his mouf, awful humour, bad lighting that makes him looks like a corpse

This is so embarrassingly fake and gay. These two faggots wanted to try and go "viral" with a video so he said, "Pretend you're passed out drunk and I'll draw a penis on you and you wake up and act shocked and angry." Fucking dorks.

Nice hack bit which has been done a million times before, stupids.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

The description of his novel pisses me off so much. He opens with the 400 page count then says there is a gay black space marine like those are what would pull in a general audience, yeah page counts and gay niggers. He then, tries to act like he knows math, by describing the dimensions of some non-existant machine. After all that, he "unknowingly" (he saw the film and acts like he didn't because it is somewhat obscure.) admits he stole an idea from John Carpenter's student film Dark Star 1974 where a sentient bomb has to be convinced to not explode and then acts ike a sentient gorilla is something groundbeaking and new.

You know what gets me excited about a book? The amount of pages it has!!!!!!
The only thing interesting Patrick has made is his hellfire of a life, and thank god for that.

 

[StlakerFatti]

This is so embarrassingly fake and gay. These two faggots wanted to try and go "viral" with a video so he said, "Pretend you're passed out drunk and I'll draw a penis on you and you wake up and act shocked and angry." Fucking dorks.

Nice hack bit which has been done a million times before, stupids.

What a hack haha. Really bad acting too.

 

[Farmer Brown]

He then, tries to act like he knows math describing the dimensions of some non-existant machine. After all that, he "unknowingly" (he saw the film and acts like he didn't because it is somewhat obscure.) admits he stole an idea from John Carpenter's student film Dark Star 1974 where a sentient bomb has to be convinced to not explode and then acts ike a sentient gorilla is something groundbeaking and new.

"Dark Star" contains a subliminal message. Jack Harris was a producer whom Carpenter felt was cheap with the budget and cutting corners (Harris paid to expand the film to feature lengerh and transfer to 35mm film for release). For a split second in the movie, one of the computer screens reads, "FUCK YOU, HARRIS," as Carpenters way of showing his displeasure.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

He can't even cut open a box without huffing and grunting.

 

[Bigsmooth]

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Goddamn that's funny lol. How does he not even have a single like? An accidental like, pity like, Thick Nik like, etc

Fat

 

[Honey Badger]

if i have to pick one it would be this, sausage look maxing, milky white spit on the both corner of his mouf, awful humour, bad lighting that makes him looks like a corpse

This video is a gold mine of double-chin stills

 

[Lard Glug]

This video is a gold mine of double-chin stills

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Ha. He’s fat.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

This was Pat as cuntiest and most smug. He had just published his second book under Tor, a huge publisher, was still riding high off that advance, had a modest VERIFIED Twitter account.

Just 2 short months later he'd be brought back to reality.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Every movement that fucker makes is enraging.

 

[Bigsmooth]

This video is a gold mine of double-chin stills

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(I forget who made this but I've had it on phone for years)