Uncle paul has shingles. Gross.

[DominusOdium]

Does this guy ever have any good news?

He couldn't even be happy getting runner-up at the Hugos. Had to tweet "Ah, typical Paul, always second best..." or some sad sack shit.

 

[captain_kamala]

 

[EraGodless]

Bunch of sickly motherfuckers. Nice immune systems, stupids.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Shingles is caused by the same virus that causes chickenpox. Wonder where he could have picked that up?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I don’t go on FB often but this common? Old people complaining about all their health problems?

 

[DominusOdium]

Marissa sounds like a real hoot. Bet she's quite a pistol in the sack and doesn't spend the entire time with a bored "Are you done yet?" expression on her face while you try to keep an erection looking at whatever skin condition has caused her awful tits to look like that

 

[VizioDash]

I don’t go on FB often but this common? Old people complaining about all their health problems?

It's just that and newly widowed women trying to profit off their dead husbands.

 

[Niki's Bull]

You know people at work / in his life don’t even ask him basic etiquette things like “How Are You?” Because it always leads to Paul bitching about his life. I bet he complains about us to anyone with ears that has to be close to him.

His co-workers definitely know to leave the room when Paul starts to bring up the "Underbridge Dwellers."

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

" In case you wondered how I was doing.."

Nobody was wondering about you stupid.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

" In case you wondered how I was doing.."

Nobody was wondering about you stupid.

Nobody even thinks about him until he starts whinging on Twitter.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

Excellent news!

 

[King of OnAForums]

You know people at work / in his life don’t even ask him basic etiquette things like “How Are You?” Because it always leads to Paul bitching about his life. I bet he complains about us to anyone with ears that has to be close to him.

"What you do this weekend Paul?"

 

[BoomerSperg]

In case you wondered how I was doing

Don't worry Paul, we weren't.

 

[guest]

I wish he would kill himself. Hey Paul, if you read this, please kill yourself.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

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Holy shit! Paul really is like an adult Ralph Wiggum. How did I never see it before?

Probably because I haven't given a shit about the Simpsons in almost 20 years.

 

[captain_kamala]

Would you give a diseased dude with a rash a hug? I wouldn't.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Would you give a diseased dude with a rash a hug? I wouldn't.

I have a feeling 60-75% of his friends are cat ladies with cat profile pictures.

 

[guest]

Shingles are legitimately painful so I hope he actually has them and isn’t just fishing for sympathy.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

I hope it's life threatening.

 

[Stent]

He would've been repulsive even in the medieval era. He wants to swing a sword and save the lady, but in reality he'd be beaten or drowned for bringing pestilence to the village.