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UFC 287 Live Viewing Thread

Thread starter Cuphead
Start date Apr 8, 2023

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Apr 8, 2023

#101

Princess Alena 2 said:
Come on Burns

I hate Masvidal because he talks shit his ass can’t cash. But I wouldn’t mind seeing him win to lose to Leon for da bit.

He is a retarded street n-person. But for as bad as Gilbert is about to put it on him, Leon would fucking dissect him and then take his head off.

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Apr 8, 2023

#102

Trayvon Fartin said:
Is there anyone out there who actually thinks Jorge can handle the only guy to take Chimaev the distance?

Not really. He basically has slightly more than a puncher’s chance. The books putting him at +360 or worse says it all

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Apr 8, 2023

#103

Jigglin beefers, nice

The Power 9_ Thief

Buy a nine and flip it over

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Apr 9, 2023

#104

Burns is more gun shy than I thought he’d be

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Apr 9, 2023

#105

Phish said:
You cant see guys with their shirts off without having gay thoughts? Opinion disregarded.

I can have gay thoughts without it, fuckhead.

Princess Alena 2

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Apr 9, 2023

#106

Another Masvidal fight where he gets dominated on the ground after talking big

Monk

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Apr 9, 2023

#107

Think that second round took a lot out of Jorge. He's looking sluggish, definitely wilting.

Princess Alena 2

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Apr 9, 2023

#108

Masvidal finishing his career getting mounted in doggy

The Power 9_ Thief

Buy a nine and flip it over

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Apr 9, 2023

#109

Surprised Burns couldn’t find it, but he’s gonna get the nod

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Apr 9, 2023

#110

Classic Mas. Unconditioned, poor cardio, low volume.

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Apr 9, 2023

#111

Burns trying to give that last fight in the undercard a run for their money on number of headshots

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Apr 9, 2023

#112

Thank God for that product placement, I totally forgot I needed a Monster™ at midnight.

The Power 9_ Thief

Buy a nine and flip it over

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Apr 9, 2023

#113

Shoutout to my nigga trump

Duxbury Dave

The Ringleader

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Apr 9, 2023

#114

That's how you retire.

Princess Alena 2

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Apr 9, 2023

#115

Duxbury Dave said:
That's how you retire.

He hasn’t won a fight since like 2019. Yeah it was time.

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Apr 9, 2023

#116

Man, I hate when Gilbert does the lay & pray on these strikers. He can be such an electric fighter, but if I never see another fight like Burns v Wonderboy Id be happy

Monk

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Apr 9, 2023

#117

I hear critics are calling Renfield everything from "shit" to "fuckin' shit."

The Power 9_ Thief

Buy a nine and flip it over

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Apr 9, 2023

#118

I got Izzy on this one even though I wanna see that twink get his head taken off

Princess Alena 2

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Apr 9, 2023

#119

Trayvon Fartin said:
I got Izzy on this one even though I wanna see that twink get his head taken off

Izzy vs Poatan is like Patreeky vs Child

Monk

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Apr 9, 2023

#120

Jones, Izzy, Cejudo, and McGregor are the Mt. Rushmore of fighters I can't fucking stand outside the octagon but I never miss one of their fights.

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