Uber and Lyft drivers are idiots.

BonnieMcFarlaneMe2

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They are waitresses on wheels. They live off of tips and have a whole self righteous brotherhood foolishness about them.

Calling someone a "driver" is a level below calling them a servant.

Yeah base your newfound self-employment on the ever volatile gas prices. Just hoping you get enough rides and TIPPIES to warrant the cost of fuel. You're wasting gas when you're sitting there waiting for some other idiot to request a ride. I HOPE I GET A TIPPY!! GIBBS ME A TIP!!! WHERE MY TIPS?
It can’t be worth the money to put all those extra miles on your car. I have to assume that most people don’t tip well. It’s also way cheaper to just drive drunk.
 
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