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Twisted Metal movie, who asks for this dogshit?

DMAN

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Fucking cringe horse shit. I can picture the exact little retarded faggot who would love this garbage. Just another waste of money written by corny white faggots trying their best to appeal to QUIRKY white millennial bitches. Death to america.

I'M MORE OF A HAWAIIAN................................... PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! GET IT??? BECAUSE I SET IT UP WITH "TALL GLASS OF WATER," A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DRINK AND A PHRASE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FIGHTING WHATSOEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can work out how they lazily reverse engineered the terrible hamfisted jokes as you watch the thing. You can probably also picture the faggot dyke who wrote the jokes thinking she was going to set the world on fire with that.
 
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