Twisted Metal movie, who asks for this dogshit?

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

The only movie I will watch in theatre this year will be mission impossible.

Dune part 2 for me, actually I'll just watch it on HBO max

 

[EraGodless]

I haven't been to a movie theater since 2012.

Last time I was in a theater was 2014- I saw The Fault In Our Stars. Before that, it was 2010 when I watched The Other Guys.

 

[HeyItsVos]

Other than Sweet Tooth are the characters in the show supposed to be the other characters from the game?

Even when movies and shows were still fun they would have screwed this adaptation up.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Comedy.

 

[HH Brother]

Other than Sweet Tooth are the characters in the show supposed to be the other characters from the game?

I don't recognize their names as characters aside Sweet Tooth, but I never played anything beyond Twisted Metal 3, Voster.

Anthony Mackie stinks.

 

[DMbA]

dollar store will smith

 

[wbgreen]

More like heterosexual Will Smith.

 

[Jenna]

And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage

 

[BUBBLER]

Hollywood is creatively bankrupt and will grasp at any intellectual property to make a feature film about

 

[HH Brother]

Hollywood is creatively bankrupt and will grasp at any intellectual property to make a feature film about

The biopic about my life will be directed by Scorsese, Shitterster.

 

[DMAN]

Fucking cringe horse shit. I can picture the exact little retarded faggot who would love this garbage. Just another waste of money written by corny white faggots trying their best to appeal to QUIRKY white millennial bitches. Death to america.

I'M MORE OF A HAWAIIAN................................... PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! GET IT??? BECAUSE I SET IT UP WITH "TALL GLASS OF WATER," A TOTALLY DIFFERENT DRINK AND A PHRASE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FIGHTING WHATSOEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You can work out how they lazily reverse engineered the terrible hamfisted jokes as you watch the thing. You can probably also picture the faggot dyke who wrote the jokes thinking she was going to set the world on fire with that.