Turk February ruining another geopolitical Nobacon thread with his depressing shit

[Analfart]

Turk has the Dougie disease where he's clearly very intelligent but fucks himself at every turn. But where Dougie would overthink simple things until they became difficult, Turk makes shit difficult for himself by being nihilistic, but only when it comes to himself. He cares about other people, but he doesn't care about himself. If this was a movie, Turk would be a Christ figure. That abcess on his hand? Stigmata.

And yeah, I'm gonna discuss Turk like he's not in this thread and didn't make the post right before mine.

You’re a Blasphemous Canadian CUNT!

 

[NoBacon]

I just joked with her that I'm secretly in love with her (I actually am. It's 3 lawyers of irony) I can't mess with her right now.

Sometimes you need a painful and honest introspection on these matters and to admit she doesn’t want you and anything else is delusion that will make you feel much worse than confronting that truth right now.

This applies to every man, only the male model ones don’t have to deal with this.

Ironically, when you get into that headset they can actually develop feelings to you, but never expect this to happen and treat it as a happy surprise.

 

[Turk February]

You’re a Blasphemous Canadian CUNT!

It's not my fault. Ontario outlawed god years ago.

 

[Analfart]

Okay but you basically actually are Diogenes. You live in a dirty barrel and rip on people hard but don't really intend any ill will.

Better…

 

[Turk February]

Sometimes you need a painful and honest introspection on these matters and to admit she doesn’t want you and anything else is delusion that will make you feel much worse than confronting that truth right now.

This applies to every man, only the male model ones don’t have to deal with this.

Ironically, when you get into that headset they can actually develop feelings to you, but never expect this to happen and treat it as a happy surprise.

She has a boyfriend. He's a humiliating faggot. But I don't want to hurt her so I don't say anything.

 

[Turk February]

She also constantly lets her sister destroy her life by taking advantage of her and no one intervenes cuz it's"family".

 

[NoBacon]

She has a boyfriend. He's a humiliating faggot. But I don't want to hurt her so I don't say anything.

Remove all thoughts of romantic feelings towards her. The sooner you do, the better you’ll be.

I’m sincerely not trying to be a dick or argue for the sake of it.

 

[Turk February]

Remove all thoughts of romantic feelings towards her. The sooner you do, the better you’ll be.

I’m sincerely not trying to be a dick or argue for the sake of it.

No, it's good advice. I will never get her. I am not coveting. Just day dreaming.

 

[NoBacon]

No, it's good advice. I will never get her. I am not coveting. Just day dreaming.

Don’t.

 

[Turk February]

Honestly I wouldn't know what to do with her if I got her. She's a fantasy.

 

[NoBacon]

Honestly I wouldn't know what to do with her if I got her. She's a fantasy.

Then stop thinking about it, retard.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

And Gorgias. A penis Greek penis.

You think penis is gorgeous.

Do you have MPD, Meek Personality Disorder?

Meek Personality Disorder Psycho

 

[Turk February]

Breaking character here. She's in my life every day. It destroyed my last relationship. I couldn't avoid her if I wanted.

 

[Turk February]

I mean I could. But I've been in love with her for over 20 years. It's a super weird feeling.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

God breathed our souls into all of us when he breathed into Adam. Christ died for all people of the world. Even Boq. And he's gay.

Universal salvation isn't a thing, Turk.

 

[NoBacon]

Breaking character here. She's in my life every day. It destroyed my last relationship. I couldn't avoid her if I wanted.

Is she your carer or something?

This is very gay now. You’re giving away years of your life in some faggy day dream over some girl lol.

 

[Turk February]

Universal salvation isn't a thing, Turk.

Faith alone. Even a faggot like you can be saved.

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Faith alone. Even a faggot like you can be saved.

Faith alone isn't a thing, either.

 

[Turk February]

Is she your carer or something?

This is very gay now. You’re giving away years of your life in some faggy day dream over some girl lol.

She's my lawyer but before that she was my chaperone when I dated religious girls.

 

[Turk February]

Faith alone isn't a thing, either.

So how does one get in to heaven? By acts? You're retarded.