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I absolutely will not, no.Will you be my first client on Turrapy with Turry?
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I absolutely will not, no.Will you be my first client on Turrapy with Turry?
Is it because you sound exactly like we all suspect you do?I absolutely will not, no.
DO NOT DO THIS IT HAS KILLED THOUSANDS OF CANADIANSWhen you put some of that marathon money into the fuckin thing you can have your name put on it.
I wanted to have Nigger Jim descend from the rafters tonight and apparently I can't afford the rig AND the pyro on such short notice. FUCK.
Wiarton Willie is the only groundhog that really rocks.
Don't tell me what to do!CHANGE YOUR FUCKING AVATAR
At 10pm on a Friday I'm generally either doing something or asleep. I missed my own Abe Vigoda Monday Night Nitro Podcast, Stupid for shit sakes.Abe, you should really stop fucking around and come on a podcast. Be the O&A Don Cherry and do a Coach's Corner-like segment where you barge into the middle of the show and just talk about everyone and everything you hate. The Canadian viewers will love it.
I won't show my face though, on account of I'm a coward (business owner) and I piss standing up.Abe is in negotiations to become the exclusive fanboy cheerleader of More Gooder Shamecast starring Boq and Bubbles executive produced by The DMAN. His uniform will be a foam finger that says #1.
I won't show my face though, on account of I'm a coward (business owner) and I piss standing up.
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