Trump being taller than Pat makes him insecure

[Slackjawed Cow]

He doesn't even have fatceps. All his weight sits in his bloated body and head.
Like a giant potato with some cocktail skewers poked in it.

He's clearly spending his 13 years of 5 days a week in the gym Thorax-MaXXing.

In the early years, I really thought that from all the trolling that pat would try to get back to running and lose that weight to own the trolls. Turns out the trolling pretty much put an end to most of his interests except drinking. No more stand up, no more brewers marathons,no more posting food pics, no more book contracts. His whole life now consists of arguing with trolls and crying about trump on twitter in between drinks for the majority of his day.

 

[DominusOdium]

Grok says fat

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

These are not the dimensions of a 6’0, 225 lb, 34” waist man. He’s either lying about his height or his weight or both. His self-reported measurements make zero sense

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Every stylistic choice he makes totally accentuates what a fat fucking bloated river-corpse he looks like.

-Tiny backwards hat that looks like a propeller beanie was rolled onto his head like a condom from the front. Sweat-stained, faded and ready for the garbage can.

-Gay pop culture reference print shirt. Again, about 3 sizes small drawing attention to his gut and genuine, actual breasts. Again, sweat-stained, faded and ready for the garbage can.

-Shitty baggy boot cut jeans. If you're gonna go the uncomfortably tight, tiny clothes route, go all the way for fucks sake. If you look at that picture and focus on the jeans you'll actually start to smell balls. Motherfucker proudly boasts about not wearing underwear and he seems to own that one pair of jeans. Sweat-stained, faded and ready for the garbage can.

 

[TorpidSloth]

These are not the dimensions of a 6’0, 225 lb, 34” waist man. He’s either lying about his height or his weight or both. His self-reported measurements make zero sense

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His head might be 34" circumference

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

That’s a lot of cope
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He tells himself his BMI / weight doesn’t mean he’s fat like he’s a bodybuilder like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his Mr Universe Prime.

Lol he looked it up

 

[SpaceEdge]

If I'm ever president, and I won't be, I'll make sure they include that it's 10" in my report. Whatever else it says doesn't matter.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I wonder if he makes his wife play along with his bodybuilder/distance runner fantasies? I hope so. It will make her inevitable meltdown even funnier. Those psych meds will only keep her docile for so long. One day Rick is going to correcT her about something and she's going to snap. I just hope it happens publicly

One of the weirdest things about Pat being such a nonstop liar is the fact that his wife sees all of it and presumably doesn't call him on it. He's told some real fucking doozies of obvious lies. Like some kindergarten "My dad has a monster truck and I get to drive it" level shit. How does that not embarrass her?

 

[StlakerFatti]

remember when Dan Mullen was to interview some of Rick's old schoolmates and then just had the video editor of Aaron Imhoffe on his show with Deb?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He doesn't even have fatceps. All his weight sits in his bloated body and head.
Like a giant potato with some cocktail skewers poked in it.

He's clearly spending his 13 years of 5 days a week in the gym Thorax-MaXXing.

The fact that he acts like he’s some big strong power lifter yet has tiny arms, no hint of a tricep, and all his size is in his stomach is insane.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

In the early years, I really thought that from all the trolling that pat would try to get back to running and lose that weight to own the trolls. Turns out the trolling pretty much put an end to most of his interests except drinking. No more stand up, no more brewers marathons,no more posting food pics, no more book contracts. His whole life now consists of arguing with trolls and crying about trump on twitter in between drinks for the majority of his day.

You give him too much credit, those weren’t actual interests; he was trying to LARP as all of those things so he could become famous. He was doing open mics in a bottom tier market, it’s not like he was commuting to Chicago every weekend for spots in the larger market (lying about how it was paying the bills), he wanted to become a running influencer/celebrity like when Eddie Izard did those marathon except Eddie ran full marathons and even dressed like a chick he’s still more of a straight man than Rick. He doesn’t read or even like to write, he thought he’d get famous by becoming the next Douglas Adams, except Rick doesn’t get satire and can’t write for shit. Everything about that faggot is surface level, which is strange because most austists have serious interests where they know a lot facts about one particular subject. Even for an autistic person, he’s a retard.

 

[porquedealer]

I wonder if he makes his wife play along with his bodybuilder/distance runner fantasies? I hope so. It will make her inevitable meltdown even funnier. Those psych meds will only keep her docile for so long. One day Rick is going to correcT her about something and she's going to snap. I just hope it happens publicly

I can only imagine she ignores his social media for the most part.
Given the string of events over the last 5 years, I wonder if they even talk that much in real life.
There seemed to be a point in time before Quasi dropped the hammer that she was fairly ignorant in what should/would have been a pretty hot topic at the Robinson-Tomlinson household.

That seemed to change after his legendary Pro Se, someone woke up and realised that fatty had been bungling his way through everything and shit was getting real.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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You really want to talk about a presidents mental fitness right now, fatso?

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

That’s a lot of cope
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He tells himself his BMI / weight doesn’t mean he’s fat like he’s a bodybuilder like Arnold Schwarzenegger in his Mr Universe Prime.

"I would have to starve myself to get to normal" is the most transparent fat loser tell

 

[Rick Roblinson]

My favorite is when this clearly fat fuck was wearing a too small shirt and told one of his followers who suggested he get a better fitting one "The fit is quite nice, actually. I'm just broader in the chest and shoulders than most." You've got a broads chest and shoulders. He really thinks he looks good. It's Anthony Cumia "I've been called sexy" levels of delusional faggotry.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

These are not the dimensions of a 6’0, 225 lb, 34” waist man. He’s either lying about his height or his weight or both. His self-reported measurements make zero sense

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Through 2 layers of shirts + the slurm print. Very disrespectful.

He's either smuggling hams under his shirt or he has fat tits. Pictures don't lie, Fatrick.

 

[Steve Ramone]

He's 5'10 250lbs I'd bet money on it

 

[porquedealer]

Exhibit A - FFwBT