Translation: Your book was boring me but I dont want to be mean

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[PickleRickle]

I love how only a faggot retard will read his book, but even then it comes with a price, a hit to his fragile pig ego.

Nice life.

 

[EraGodless]

I love how only a faggot retard will read his book, but even then it comes with a price, a hit to his fragile pig ego.

Nice life.

His writing is tortious. He's lucky that she read it beyond the first few chapters.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

His writing is tortious. He's lucky that she read it beyond the first few chapters.

Getting through a single page is difficult enough.

 

[EraGodless]

Getting through a single page is difficult enough.

It's that bad. I tried to do a legit book review and power through it. I tried reading it in installments on the shitter, but I just couldn't get past a few pages.

 

[RickReternal]

Wasn’t the first one supposedly better? So many roads lead back to the head wound, I think…

 

[EraGodless]

Wasn’t the first one supposedly better? So many roads lead back to the head wound, I think…

 

[guest]

You know that of the very few total books he’s sold only a small percentage have even read one start to finish. They just buy his books because, weird as they may be, they are very supportive of each other. His writing isn’t good enough for them to actually read them, though.

 

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

Never forget someone here tried to do a chapter by chapter report but failed and instead was driven insane.

My favorite thing Rick does is constantly forget what character is doing what and where. I believe there was a character who, over the course of two pages, went from outside as the getaway driver, to inside with the crew, to outside, to inside, to waiting by the door.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Never forget someone here tried to do a chapter by chapter report but failed and instead was driven insane.

My favorite thing Rick does is constantly forget what character is doing what and where. I believe there was a character who, over the course of two pages, went from outside as the getaway driver, to inside with the crew, to outside, to inside, to waiting by the door.

This is because he never rewrites or even reads back what he’s already written. The mark of an absolutely worthless writer and why he will never, ever sell a screenplay.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I’m absolutely certain that neither his agent nor his editor actually read any of his books all the way through.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

If I was an outsider.

I pay for and listen to a lot of audiobooks. When I see one for under $5 with less than a hundred reviews its a pass and not worth burning a credit. There are sci-fi guys pumping out 23hr books every 6-8 months now that go for $25 bucks.

$3.04 with 48 reviews tells me the even Amazon knows the book is terrible and not worth the 13hrs.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Hey Patrick, I'm still reading your book

I mean I just took a shit on it after chapter 6 and threw it in the garbage, but I'm still in the process of reading it

 

[NoBacon]

Imagine having to cater to goofy blue haired FAGGOTS like this, if I was an author and got this tweet I’d tell her I didn’t want her to read my book.

 

[Will Tate]

Poor girl, another reader duped by Pat's intellectual thievery.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

This is because he never rewrites or even reads back what he’s already written. The mark of an absolutely worthless writer and why he will never, ever sell a screenplay.

If he does he's like Ralphie reading back the clunky writing in his theme about the aRed Rider BB gun and going "yeah that's great"

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

I’ve only seen one page and it’s the picture with shit smeared on it.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I’ve only seen one page and it’s the picture with shit smeared on it.

Those were just the words.

 

[stealthygeek]

If I was an outsider.

I pay for and listen to a lot of audiobooks. When I see one for under $5 with less than a hundred reviews its a pass and not worth burning a credit. There are sci-fi guys pumping out 23hr books every 6-8 months now that go for $25 bucks.

$3.04 with 48 reviews tells me the even Amazon knows the book is terrible and not worth the 13hrs.

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Mirron Willis had appearances in two Star Trek series as well as Babylon 5 which must've had Rick squealing plus he's black for bonus points. He also had a cameo in Independence Day, would be fitting if he was in the Dead Without My David scene.