Torswats investigator weighs in on Pig's "hacked" gemini account claim

[BillyCorgan'sFallenTree]

There have been a lot of great before and after Pat photos on here. I cannot wait for the complete mugshot edition.

Not to toot my own horn, but I said around swat #4 he was behind it. Tomlinson's law states when faced with a challenge, Rick will always choose the most retarded option. I'd say committing a serious crime and leaving a paper trail certainly was the most retarded option.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Minus the bullfrog neck he kind of looks like Brenda Fricker here.


I'm sorry, Brenda Fricker. If you're reading this, I'm truly sorry.

I take it back. I googled Brenda Fricker and she looks nice. Like she'd give me a hug if I scuffed my knee.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Rick is so ideologically opposed to crypto that I don't think he opened an account. I don't have an explanation for his email being used but I just feel like he hates crypto with a passion that would prevent him from buying any.

The thing about it is, Rick isn't REALLY ideologically opposed to crypto. I don't remember why now, but a year or so ago the Twitter fags decided unanimously that they were against crypto, and crypto was "bad".

Rick, who never had an original thought of his own ( and, if he did, it died long ago of loneliness) fell in line. Twitter faggots hate crypto? Rick hates it DOUBLE.

He's really just like Norton - he takes on the shape of whatever container you pour him into - just fatter.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

There have been a lot of great before and after Pat photos on here. I cannot wait for the complete mugshot edition.

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Not to toot my own horn, but I said around swat #4 he was behind it. Tomlinson's law states when faced with a challenge, Rick will always choose the most retarded option. I'd say committing a serious crime and leaving a paper trail certainly was the most retarded option.

I like that when you cover the one half of his face, the shadow behind him makes it look like he has a sick Razor Ramon mullet. "Say goodnight to the fat guy"

 

[Carlo Hambino]

I wonder if LizClarkEats is doing ok?

 

[RickReternal]

Who will Pat group up with in prison since nazis/white supremacists are out of the question?

Lol holy fuck. Pat actually going to fuck-your-ass prison would be a pretty epic end to the saga. For a few years anyway. Then we get Aryan Brotherhood Pat with the swastika face tats.

Patty is unintentionally racist pretty regularly. He’s also got no essential character or backbone so if he saw a chance at acceptance he would be all in with the Nazis if it meant less physical danger.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I wonder if LizClarkEats is doing ok?

I hear she's living large.

 

[stealthygeek]

I like that when you cover the one half of his face, the shadow behind him makes it look like he has a sick Razor Ramon mullet. "Say goodnight to the fat guy"

Don't turn your back on the Patpack

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Don't turn your back on the Patpack

If he saw that he'd see no difference between his and Scott Hall's physiques.

 

[Guest]

Lol holy fuck. Pat actually going to fuck-your-ass prison would be a pretty epic end to the saga. For a few years anyway. Then we get Aryan Brotherhood Pat with the swastika face tats.

Nah pats dead within a week. I don’t think he would step to anyone but he would run his pig mouth when he feels safe which would result in him being beaten to an inch of his life that evening.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Patty is unintentionally racist pretty regularly. He’s also got no essential character or backbone so if he saw a chance at acceptance he would be all in with the Nazis if it meant less physical danger.

I think he will continue his shtick thinking twitter will be watching, I hope he gets shanked doing prison laundry

 

[Random username]

I wonder if LizClarkEats is doing ok?

That abnegate tranny kill itself yet?

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Minus the bullfrog neck he kind of looks like Brenda Fricker here.


I'm sorry, Brenda Fricker. If you're reading this, I'm truly sorry.

If you cover the hair or put a top hat on him he could pass for Winston Churchill during WWII. Which is funny because at that point, Churchill was in his 60s and bloated.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

If you cover the hair or put a top hat on him he could pass for Winston Churchill during WWII. Which is funny because at that point, Churchill was in his 60s and bloated.

I still get a giggle out of your pfp because he looks exactly like a young Rosie O'Donnell

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

There have been a lot of great before and after Pat photos on here. I cannot wait for the complete mugshot edition.

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Not to toot my own horn, but I said around swat #4 he was behind it. Tomlinson's law states when faced with a challenge, Rick will always choose the most retarded option. I'd say committing a serious crime and leaving a paper trail certainly was the most retarded option.

Everyone always misstates Tomlinson's Law.

It's when Rick is faced with a challenge, pick the most retarded option and then watch him do something even more retarded than that.
Rick is incomprehensibly stupid, as an a normal person could not even imagine how stupid of a choice he would make.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

That abnegate tranny kill itself yet?

Think thats triemvisual or whatever

 

[stealthygeek]

Just as @handsomeblue's prophecy foretold

 

[DominusOdium]

Brad “Cafrozed” Dennis, a private investigator who works for high-profile Twitch streamers who've been swatted, has been hunting Torswats for nearly two years and actively helping the FBI’s investigation. “It’s a beautiful day,” Dennis says. “I am very relieved Tor will no longer be able to conduct his reign of terror on our schools and public officials just doing their jobs"

Yeah. This is the guy I'd definitely want to piss off and send Wacky Jackie, Sister Fister Hildeman and Butternokes after to harass, TO THE WORST DEGREE HE'S EXPERIENCED, for me.

This is the guy I'd want to lie to, and about. This guy. The guy who isn't LARPing on the internet about a nebulous "open case file" but actually works with the FBI and brought down the most notorious cybercriminal of recent years. This guy.

This guy is the one nobody should believe, right? We should believe the bankrupt fraudster in Puerto Rico. And the Microsoft customer service rep. And the pedophile defender. Not the private investigator expert. The one the FBI believes and works with.

We should believe Pat's story that we jumped from making memes to stealing his identity and bypassed Gemini security protocols to pay Torswats with the intention of Pat suing the MPD which he then did. In a way this guy says isn't possible.

Maybe this isn't the guy, Pat. Maybe you're fucked.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Who will Pat group up with in prison since nazis/white supremacists are out of the question?

He will go into protective custody with the snitches and pedophiles. That's pretty much his current friend group anyway.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I still get a giggle out of your pfp because he looks exactly like a young Rosie O'Donnell

Early 2010s Pat is a dead ringer for Exit to Eden-era Rosie.