Torquemada

[BUBBLER]

Once my sweet Nicole layeth her eyes upon thine face, thou shalt be summarily executed

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Thy controversial opinion be as follows - verily, I hath repeatedly failed to find thine Pope to be blameless; furthermore, I regarded my bretheren in the faith who did to be either engaging me in jest or taken by the devil himself.

 

[BUBBLER]

"Thou shalt apply emulsified oils on thine skin, lest thou be once again drenched in water"

Patrick to a nigger child, probably

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

The Fighters of Foo doth slap, childe. Thou hath slept upon 't.

Bonus relevant Shakespeare:
"[Pat's] Life is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

HAST THOU ANY RECKONING??

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

The Fighters of Foo doth slap, childe. Thou hath slept upon 't.
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Bonus relevant Shakespeare:
"[Pat's] Life is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing."

I shall turn my ear to a list of compositions, which doth bear the title “acquire anger, and remaineth thus”

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I shall turn my ear to a list of compositions, which doth bear the title “acquire anger, and remaineth thus”

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[BUBBLER]

No such assembly of bards shall labour to an extent as those whose make battle with the foo

 

[guest]

What I doth behold is naught but a comely maiden

 

[Guest]

This thread has made me cry actual tears from laughter three or four times today.

 

[guest]

This thread has made me cry actual tears from laughter three or four times today.

Prevaricate not, ye slyboots. Thou hast not wept with mirth.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Greetings, thine bretheren!

Verily, most of thee recognize my position within the Dominican church, but what thou might not perceive is that I also serve our Lord within thy holy Spanish Inquisition, which is thine (heh heh) actual full time position and Holy calling.

Being an Inquisitor, my tasks demand that I should be looking inward; that I should be purifying in the name of the Lord ....

Forsooth, childe, thou doth not. Such is thy evil spirits and sanguine humors once again.

 

[Brooke Shields]

This thread has made me cry actual tears from laughter three or four times today.

ssssssshhhhhhhhhh, ssssssshhhhhhhhhhh'th

 

[Cyberatorquer]

Another pugnacious crypto-jew with a dearth of bible education.

Abnegate or i shall torture thee a second time.

 

[Chive Turkey]

This thread fuckin ruled.

WHEREFORE, OURSELVES?

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

 

[Farmer Brown]

Let's face it, you can't Torquemada anything!

(crickets)

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Greatest Hits Day rules. I never would've seen this thread and my ribs are shattered.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Greatest Hits Day rules. I never would've seen this thread and my ribs are shattered.

Yeah I somehow never saw this one either.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

We hast nay intent to displace our residence nor doth we seeketh to reduceth our holdings and our midden thrones shalt we retain. Doth not beest fopped into committing crimes for roughish knaves