- Forum Clout
- 63,624
Looks like someone we know
-
Reminder: Do not call, text, or mention harrassing someone in real life. Do not encourage it. Do not talk about killing or using violence against anyone, or engaging in any criminal behavior. If it is not an obvious joke even when taken out of context, don't post it. Please report violators.
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
[email protected]
Torquemada
- Thread starter Torque’sHeadBump
- Start date
- Forum Clout
- 4,132
You are espousing doctrinal errors, heretic. You have been instructed, many hundreds of times, to cease criticizing the Church's infallible magisterium. Continuing to do so constitutes felony protestantism. Quietly now child, wait for the inquisitors.
- Forum Clout
- 63,624
- Forum Clout
- 50,680
Does thou have any idea thine multitude of intervals that thy has vociferated to theeeeeeee!?!
- Forum Clout
- 63,624
Do thee the utmost minimum of thine occupation! Check in thine court rolls!
- Forum Clout
- 50,680
Begone! And depart henceforth!
- Forum Clout
- 14,715
Thou soundest like thou hast butter of peanuts of the roof of thy mouth, childe.
- Forum Clout
- 63,624
Thrice more your are incorrect, young one. Thine own delusions are appearing before me.
- Forum Clout
- 27,931
Nev'r putteth me in shackles again thee idiots
- Forum Clout
- 63,624
Behold, it is I, Torquemada. I come hither to advise thee on thine wagon and it’s performance capabilities. Wagons here in the year of Our Lord, 1416, be much more advanced than those of old. It is this more important now than ever to ensure they doth function efficiently.
- Forum Clout
- 111,080
Twas etched within thine tablets!
- Forum Clout
- 22,619
Torture devices aren't built like they used to be.
They're built far, far better. Which means maintaining them properly is more important than ever.
Torquefata is here to help you with that.
They're built far, far better. Which means maintaining them properly is more important than ever.
Torquefata is here to help you with that.
- Forum Clout
- 63,624
Onaforums poking Joseph Cumia, c. 1426
- Forum Clout
- 24,341
Torquewheeler
- Forum Clout
- 50,680
Methinks thine quiver shall spin a tale of Romeo and Juliet - BUT IN THY STARS!
- Forum Clout
- 27,931
Behold! I bringeth thee a tale of a transgend'r'd astral crustacean!
- Forum Clout
- 14,715
If thou shalt enter the tavern Hooligans, knave, I shall smite thee on sight. Then Ye Olde Town Guard shalt send thee to the dungeon.
- Forum Clout
- 27,931
The headsman shall only beest requir'd f'r cleanup
- Forum Clout
- 32,398
Nay, cypherfootpad, Moors do not breake winde inside my wiue's cunny.
Thou shalt depart 'pon a bodie-cart, cherub.